Category Archives: Funny

86+ Nerdy Chuck Norris One-Liners

Sunday, September 25, 2011 @ 11:58 pm

Compiled from with some original ones of my own.


Monday, May 10, 2010 @ 9:54 pm

These are from the Wii Fit manual (I didn’t photoshop them, I swear!)

Attitude and Feelings (MADtv) Quote

Saturday, May 1, 2010 @ 1:57 pm

Not only am I the president, but look at me. I am a beautiful man. My features, they are near perfection. My hair is like spun ebony silk. Every muscle on my sinewy body appears to have been carved by a loving God who loves only me.