Incriminating Twitter - andryou

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People Who May Lose A Job Soon

Me, some idiot: :) My manager: hey the CEO of the full actual global company needs this done, can you do it Me, some idiot: komputor :)
@F_c_E_e — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 7:56 am
My manager is such a useless person... Work harder, idiot!
@N_e_l_B_T — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 7:43 am
My boss pissing me off w these random days off what the %@#* man
@a_t_K_M — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 7:35 am
%#%* I KEEP FORGETTING TO TEXT MY MANAGER IM SO SORRY NEW MANAGER WE ARE NOT ON THE BEST OF FIRST IMPRESSIONS
@j_l_a_e_c_s_d_o — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 7:18 am
I hate my boss which only means I hate your boss too. It's science. Have the best day fam.
@A_h_o_e_4_0 — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 7:04 am
@_______ Go *$%* on my bosses desk
@p_p_w_e_c_8_ — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 7:04 am
@_______ :( my boss is being annoying as *%#@
@g_m_i_i_t_y_n_ — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 6:45 am
moving into a big *#@ apartment tomorrow thanks to my boss. Best part is it has all the natural lighting in the world
@a_o_z_7___ — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 6:39 am
My boss: *does some sociopathic $*@#* Me: honestly, work
@x_5_e_3_v — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 6:33 am
this office is scary as %$*$ with just us left here omggggg lagi2 my boss at level 4 sorang2 gosh
@a_f_y_y — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 6:30 am
@_______ My Boss wan use Prick kill all him workers for here...LMAO
@H_n_y_r_i_ — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 6:26 am
*searching more job openings while doing my final days in work* *also havent told my boss i'd be quitting bc i hate this job*
@m_k_i_y — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 6:16 am
@_______ If I tell my boss my clients hate coming to our workplace, do you think he'd let me work from home?
@__a_o_j_ — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 6:14 am
@_______ MY BODY MY CHOICE!!!! THE IDIOT IN OUR WH,IS NOT MY BOSS OR PRESIDENT
@R_d_r_c_u_e_g_1 — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 6:09 am
a few years from now imma make my boss my $#$%$
@t_a_l_ — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 5:55 am
GOD i hate confrontation especially to my manager djkdksns lorde have mercy
@p_a_m_l_d_a_a — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 5:46 am
My boss thinks probably I am stupid the way I act tired and not being myself
@S_n_r_s_h_a_ — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 4:44 am
my boss has rly *@*@ replies and it makes me anxious
@a_g_e_t_2 — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 4:39 am
my boss trying to get me to *%$% A in her car is iconic
@c_a___n_h_n_2_ — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 3:12 am
"AHHH $#*% I'M SO BUSY AND IMPORTANT MY BOSS NEEDS ME GOTTA RUN" COOL MAN I'M GONNA KEEP FARMING HERBS FOR FLASKS F OR THE RAID TONIGHT
@W_r_h_e_s_B_m_ — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 3:05 am
i takes me 1 hour to draft an email and it only takes my boss 1 min to approve it. his @%* is not reading
@i_s_y_c_ — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 2:45 am
is my boss being a creep or is he just stupid
@e_b_t_a_ — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 2:11 am
Ima %@*@ my manager before I quit
@K_A_E_A_A — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 2:07 am
MAKIN ALL THIS MONEY ON MY BOSS [email protected]%#
@h_r_y_l — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 1:17 am
i dont want to get caught by my boss im still gonna put my name in here cause this twink *@% is brave and dumb
@j_l_s_s_c_r_d — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 1:11 am
I hate anxiety so much!! I wasted weeks worrying about something my boss replied to with just an "ah, sige" ampota
@l_u_i_n_e_a_ — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 1:11 am
That my boss explained it as a ~mad lil colony~, j vibing to bts on the beach in Larnaca is so good?
@Z_r_n_M — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 1:08 am
I just watched my boss tell another boss, professionally in email form, to *$#% off and leave me alone. It was great to watch in real time.
@h_r___m_g_ — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 12:51 am
drunk texting my boss because PTO is the next best thing to getting some %*@ around here
@t_y_o_o_d_b_ — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 12:37 am
@_______ ... who the $*#* released my backflipping video, im gonna call my manager.
@P_K_R_T_ — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 12:27 am
poking my managers side bc he gets mad when i do it >>>>
@t_o_u_n_o_i_i_ — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 12:27 am
Why the #*@% do my bosses send emails at 9-10 pm, go spend time with your #*@%in kids goddamn
@c_m_i_i_y_a_g — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 12:19 am
i wanna *%*$ my boss
@g_l_p_p_0_ — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 12:03 am
Swag punch a %@%@$ (My boss)
@P_r_e_M_s___o_ — Mon., May. 17, 2021 @ 10:49 pm
@_______ Nah my boss daughter asked me if I had some and I got mad offense like what type of person you think I am LMFAOO
@__a_L_u_e__ — Mon., May. 17, 2021 @ 10:30 pm
@_______ My boss then skimmed the mail, missed the *@# part entirely, and forwarded it to our supplier. Good times.
@i_u_e_g_e_ — Mon., May. 17, 2021 @ 10:09 pm
I cant tell if my boss is mad or really she finds it funny when I make silly mistakes??
@f_r_h_i_a_a — Mon., May. 17, 2021 @ 10:06 pm
Time to get on my boss mommy *@%@
@Y_u_o_p_o_n_h — Mon., May. 17, 2021 @ 10:02 pm
$*%# I have a really bad bloody nose right now and I think my managers think I'm slacking off but it genuinely won't stop
@D_v_i_A_m_ — Mon., May. 17, 2021 @ 9:59 pm
My boss has changed my schedule so much this week that my planner looks so messy and gross this week i hate it
@k_n_e_y_l_f_ — Mon., May. 17, 2021 @ 9:48 pm
me: dealing with my own #@%@ my boss: coming in with her bullshit
@y_k_n_ — Mon., May. 17, 2021 @ 9:42 pm
%*#@ my manager for grabbin me in a disrespectful @#% way. wtf bruh.
@m_n_x_ — Mon., May. 17, 2021 @ 9:25 pm
@_______ any $#@%ing time my manager starts with a "hey man" I'm ghosting his %#*
@I_v_i_t_o_ — Mon., May. 17, 2021 @ 9:03 pm
I sent a mad bold multi paragraph email to my boss tn can not wait to see if I get fired or not
@l_n_y_i_k_ — Mon., May. 17, 2021 @ 9:02 pm
I have had to explain to my boss and mom now that I'm depressed cause of an esports team. We ride or die with this squad #C9WIN
@B_g_D_t_l_y_h_t — Mon., May. 17, 2021 @ 8:54 pm
@_______ hah i would send you some, lost the gift that my boss gave me, it was worth 800$, @#$# sucks.
@V_u_e_A_c_o_ — Mon., May. 17, 2021 @ 8:40 pm
I love doing my supervisor how she be doing us like yes $%*@* we can get petty
@I_a_e_G_l_e___ — Mon., May. 17, 2021 @ 8:27 pm
I HATE it but when I'm home I can laugh abt it. My boss always calls me Alexzanda. Alexzanda do this, Alexzanda do that lmfaoooooo
@B_g_o_i_Z_n_e_ — Mon., May. 17, 2021 @ 8:19 pm
just went to a rock shop with my boss and this old guy who works there asked her if i was the worker she used to hate :,) hahahah
@s_d_s_t_e_i_ — Mon., May. 17, 2021 @ 8:12 pm
What the $#%$. I leave my manager alone for 1 day and he somehow uninstalls super bikes from the super bikes arcade cabinet.
@F_o_r_o_t_l_a_1 — Mon., May. 17, 2021 @ 8:09 pm
this [email protected]*$# at my job is temp and part time n complaining to my boss bout how she deserves to get paid more than me
@m_I_r_e_m_s_e_ — Mon., May. 17, 2021 @ 8:03 pm
Last Updated Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 8:00 am

People Who Are Drunk/Hungover

@_______ I WAS SO DRUNK IM SO EMBARRASSED
@c_t_u_s_ — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 7:58 am
Comfort over sanity this morning. A %#%@% is hungover
@l_f_i_g_h_u_i_e — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 7:55 am
Leicester will be hungover. Chelsea will want revenge.
@d_m_n_ — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 7:50 am
So so so drunk drunk hungover drunkity
@a_m_n_a_o_d — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 7:50 am
I'm the sort of hungover where I'm WEEPING at Grey's Anatomy.
@R_c_a_d_a_m_r — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 7:47 am
Source Music really wasted GFRIEND
@t_e_o_g_e_e — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 7:45 am
im so hungover help
@h_g_u_w_o — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 7:45 am
I am getting more hungover as the day goes on. What fresh hell is this feeling
@B_a_d_d_u_n__ — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 7:42 am
It is 7 am and I am drunk making Mac and cheese
@l_s_n_x_s_ — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 7:41 am
@_______ Cut me some slack. I'm drunk and need to go to bed if I want to make it to work tomorrow (oh damn, it's today already)
@D_c_o_W_A_ — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 7:40 am
way too hungover for this flight
@c_r_n_e_a_a_r_ — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 7:39 am
Hungover so hellaaaa %#%*ing baddddd
@C_t_i_h_o_t_r_ — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 7:38 am
My talent is not drinking a drop the night before but still waking up feeling hungover?
@B_O_D_D_V — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 7:38 am
@_______ @_______ @_______ He does say he is very drunk in the video. Lol
@a_c_i_e_2 — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 7:38 am
@_______ Indeed. Heady mix. No wonder they're so drunk.
@n_s_a___a_r_ — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 7:33 am
TWO MEN emerge from the shadows, not Vikings, but the Frat Boys, really wasted now.
@t_i_i_h_b_t_o_ — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 7:32 am
//blood ment my classmate was napping while bleeding out on the floor today ... like he actually was so drunk he didnt feel it
@d_r_k_e_ — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 7:25 am
schlatt got really drunk once and quackity managed to convince him that the moon was called cheese
@h_s_s_p_o_ — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 7:25 am
@_______ I'm drunk that's the best I could do
@D_A_L_D_C_Y — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 7:24 am
First time being very hungover 0/10 don't recommend
@M_t_e_s_U_ — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 7:22 am
good morning im drunk
@c_i_i_l_r_e_d — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 7:22 am
still hungover
@__i_n_l_k_a — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 7:21 am
I have so much sinus pressure and I feel so wasted. This is not a good day for me.
@C_n_i_t_n_G_g_ — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 7:19 am
I am so hungover this is insane
@s_a_s_c_ — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 7:18 am
@_______ @_______ is so drunk on her narcissism that she thinks her statements magically transform facts!! Amazing!
@j_l_e_p — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 7:14 am
Hungover and pollen allergies, my head won't be getting any rest today it seems
@Z_y_y_ — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 7:13 am
Very drunk. I hate myself. What else is new.
@c_n_y_y_r_9_ — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 7:12 am
And we'd all get drunk, oh so drunk And maybe a little insane And we'd stagger home All alone And the next day we'd do it again
@H_O___L_ — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 7:11 am
@_______ me when im drunk
@w_o_e_o_s_y — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 7:09 am
@_______ @_______ What about potato scallops that look like flat cakes made of fried potato when you're really drunk?
@R_a_S_p_t_r — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 7:06 am
irerewatch q eong I'm Drunk, I Love you after exams ugh
@M_k_a_h_n_ — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 7:01 am
IM DRUNK, I LOVE YOU HQ FILO SOCMED AU UEUEUUEUEUUEUE
@M_k_a_h_n_ — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 6:58 am
@_______ Monday club man. Slightly hungover. I'm taking no responsibility for this.
@E_s_a_6_ — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 6:58 am
so drunk dazed promotions are ending... that felt fast
@y_9_o_ — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 6:56 am
@_______ Bunny st hits different when hungover
@S_p_i_M_1_4_8_7 — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 6:56 am
@_______ LOVE IT IM DRUNK OK BYE LOOOOLLL
@l_v_r_f_y_e_ — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 6:56 am
my dad is so drunk good lord
@u_e_p_o_i_ — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 6:55 am
@_______ Hope he's been leading the partying the last few nights so you turn up hungover
@J_m_e_F_9_ — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 6:54 am
@_______ Yeah same here, even more when I'm hungover
@J_y_h_G_n_l_m_n — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 6:44 am
I only text when im drunk... Im sorry
@F_e_e_T_N_ — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 6:43 am
@_______ thank uuu! ill try drop by if im not too hungover hahahaha
@m_l_r_y_l_e_ — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 6:43 am
I'm drunk in parking lots 'cause I can't afford the drinks at the bar
@a_x_a_d_a — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 6:35 am
is it possible to be hungover by nyquil?
@c_i_l_n_o_e_ — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 6:30 am
i am so drunk wow
@s_n_r_a_i_h_l_e — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 6:25 am
@_______ very drunk
@8_S_a_x_E_G_r_g — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 6:24 am
@_______ hello so drunk i am james
@j_m_s_a_s_r_y_1 — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 6:24 am
gaga really wasted sour candy. at least give us a music video :/
@c_u_t_s_s_u_l_ — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 6:19 am
@_______ @_______ Probably still hungover from being #ScotlandsShame
@d_e_l_f_2_3_ — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 6:19 am
I'm Out Drinking From Lunchtime To Nighttime! I'm Drinking By Myself At Home! Today I'm So Drunk I'll Let You Creampie Me!
@J_V_o_t_t — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 6:18 am
@_______ Im@_______ drunk go environment
@n_r_n_w_ — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 6:11 am
Me,hungover: **tenderly slides a little embarrassed b/c
@v_l_r_e_o_k_ — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 6:09 am
@_______ @_______ @_______ Possibly hungover from last night's spaces.
@C_S_r_e_h — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 6:06 am
sm really wasted sehun's potential to be an actor
@b_b_t_a_u_s_ — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 6:05 am
Now Sienna is canon bi, can we talk about how Sienna/Leela was so wasted!!
@l_u_e_s_c_n_r_ — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 6:04 am
I feel hungover and I didn't even drink
@i_t_i_w_r_i_g — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 6:01 am
Why is so fun to shower or bath when im drunk like wooooo water
@E_t_t_a_a — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 6:00 am
@_______ SORRY IM DRUNK THATS WHY I CHANGED TO NEPHEW!
@J_C_A_G_l_ — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 6:00 am
@_______ Give him a break... who doesn't wake up after 9am when they're hungover! :P
@B_z_a_i_e_L_n_s — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 5:57 am
@_______ Is this the version with Maria I'm Drunk?
@v_a_r_o_c_a_s — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 5:54 am
I think I'm wasted but I'm ready I think I'm ready but im wasted it
@t_v_i_z — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 5:51 am
u need not to remind me how dumb i am when i'm drunk
@n_b_a_e — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 5:49 am
God, I am drunk off my @*% right now BUT!!!! I love y'all and I hope you're doing alright.
@k_u_a_t — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 5:44 am
@_______ Wow and this was posted before people got really drunk
@D_i_M_d_a — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 5:44 am
@_______ @_______ @_______ @_______ Ohh you asked me if I'm drunk? Yeah I'm kinda drunk. Good night
@y_n_i_t_ — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 5:43 am
Why is it when I get a hangover it's not like a headache its like my insides are in agony???
@4_a_i_l_o_ — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 5:43 am
CAUSE HE KNOWS IM WASTED FACIN TIME AT RIKERS ISLAND
@s_u_i_t_u_k — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 5:41 am
Oh $%*# my dad is gonna be jealous @_______ just liked one of my tweets ha when I'm drunk on 10 mnt dews ha why is my art good now
@r_y_r_c_n_s_1_ — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 5:38 am
IM DRUNK OMG HII
@c_w_o_c_i_s — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 5:38 am
@_______ Maybe next time when I'm drunk af.
@E_O_U_N — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 5:37 am
@_______ I am the highway" by Audioslave I'm drunk enough where I'm no longer embarrassed to sing, but still sound good
@D_b_t_L_s_r — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 5:31 am
i only know myself, but i really use the card so daily their staff $*@umed in located there. Then you discontinue the card, really wasted
@__u_h_h_e_ — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 5:25 am
it doesn't even feel like i'm hungover, more than anything it just feels like i'm still drunk lmao
@f_i_t_j_m_s — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 5:25 am
How tf am I still hungover from Saturday pls
@e_l_b_a_k_e_ — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 5:23 am
GM , I am once again hungover. Send big #*@#* anime women or cope merch please n tnx
@A_e_t_o_n_y — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 5:21 am
In 1920, President Wilson had the idea of cancelling white people while hungover.
@p_e_h_s_o_y_o_ — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 5:21 am
One of my friends got so drunk that mf was singing mickey mouse clubhouse *@%*ing his girl.
@A_A_h_D_n — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 5:18 am
Everyone I'm drunk I call syl and this picks pick@_______ I love her
@m_n_y_r — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 5:14 am
@_______ I'm hungover I'm pretty sure that cat digs me. I'ma pet it.
@C_m_l_x_1_8_4_6 — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 5:14 am
Bad Guy: You're so drunk you're probably seeing double. Doc Holliday: I got #twoguns. One for each of you.
@G_n_4_e_e_s_ — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 5:12 am
done with finals and i am drunk
@s_a_r_s_2_0_ — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 5:04 am
Yea im drunk and high while listening to an Australian group on vinyl at 2 am. What of it?
@H_m_W_a_a — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 5:04 am
i am drunk happy 21st bday2 me
@p_a_i_g_t_e_k_ — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 5:03 am
@_______ @_______ ah @#$*. shut up i'm drunk
@h_r_i_l_l_z_r_ — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 5:03 am
im drunk
@P_o_D_ — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 4:59 am
So many hungover people at school today lol
@j___y_l_ — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 4:58 am
I was so drunk lmaooo
@l_k_l_b_i — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 4:58 am
Too hungover for this *@#$
@e_e_o_e_m_ — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 4:55 am
Lol I'm drunk on 7 cans of mnt dew who new
@r_y_r_c_n_s_1_ — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 4:53 am
@_______ idk what i would say or do if he did tho???? i was so drunk id be like hey wanna come watch some bands
@L_R_E_A_D_E — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 4:51 am
wearing a mask hungover has got to be the worst thing in the world
@d_w_u_k_ — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 4:50 am
Tomorrow imma be hungover at work but at least the day gonna be lite as hell
@C_f_e_i_o — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 4:50 am
@_______ I'm amazed, impressed and flabbergasted. I'm still hungover from the last time. And that one with the rag pickers.
@m_r_i_d_7_ — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 4:46 am
@_______ And I'm still hungover nice to meet you!
@M_r_y_H_a___l_t — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 4:44 am
it my 21st birthday I'm drunk and want many things
@R_a_H_i_l_a_d_ — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 4:42 am
im drunk *@%#
@x_R_s_ — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 4:39 am
Hungover
@G_l_L_o_1_0_ — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 4:39 am
its almost 5am im really drunk and im making macaroni im so happy rn idc
@h_m_o_o_a_o — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 4:38 am
Me, hungover getting up to come to labs for 9 am, only to find my flies pupated over night! Pissed off is an understatement
@j_o_a_e_8_4 — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 4:36 am
@_______ @_______ im drunk and i should've read this like 20 mins ago seriously...
@a_t_a_i_t_r_t — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 4:33 am
I got so drunk last night
@m_n_m_n_t_r_ — Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 4:32 am
Last Updated Tue., May. 18, 2021 @ 8:00 am