Incriminating Twitter - andryou

A simple page that retrieves potentially incriminating public tweets to show the importance of thinking before tweeting. Updates in 15 minute intervals.

Out of respect for the individuals below and you, I'm automatically censoring profanity and obfuscating their screen names.

People Who May Lose A Job Soon

@_______ I said I was going to die, and my boss *$*ured me my death will be from something much worse than moldy ice. ... ... ...
— @m_r_h_s_1 — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 12:55 pm
so my manager is leaving can @_______ come be my manager please and thanks
— @s_l_y_u_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 12:34 pm
My boss said if we want to participate in the white elephant %$%@, the gift has to be NO LESS THAN $15. These *@%*#s got me #*@$ed up.
— @Z_A_l_a_e — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 12:22 pm
My manager would think i was wrong if i yoked his @$@ dead in the throat
— @s_g_e___V — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 12:21 pm
My manager bout cool as #$#$..
— @__t_c_z_o — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 12:10 pm
I was literally laughing when my supervisor fine *#% left
— @a_h_e_m_r_z_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 12:02 pm
By 9:30am today my boss was already apologizing profusely for calling another woman a @#@*$, record speed!
— @i_a_i_9_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 11:57 am
i got my shifts covered thank #*$# i love my bosses thank you
— @s_I_t_t_e_I_v_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 11:46 am
My boss is petty #%$@ing bettyyyy out here. Already disconnected my work email lmfaooo ufbhfjsvrhyrbgehhwvgyfhbehs Ya mad?
— @i_o_d_r_o_e_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 11:32 am
my 4 hr break turned into 2... and my manager w prob give away my delivery w a $50 tip on it... i hate my life
— @s_p_i_s_i_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 11:26 am
my manager called me at 5am to give me a shift.... boy... i would have taken thT %$@* so fast if i wasnt sick
— @I_I_u_t_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 11:22 am
i hate my boss
— @h_r_s_i_e_e_I_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 11:20 am
30. What I hate the most about work/school my boss screams a lot, quite frankly i think i'm nearing the loss of my hearing because of her.
— @s_v_e___a_k_r — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 11:05 am
My bosses probably hate me so much
— @D_e_l_c_o_s — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 11:04 am
Yo, he didnt even get a little bit mad. How tf does my boss never lose his #@*$.. Such a good guy man lol.
— @J_o_5_8 — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 11:02 am
i hate mornigs, i hate mondays, i hate my boss, i hate everyone, i hate my $*#$ing period
— @m_o_e_u_n_x — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 11:00 am
Today's my only day off & i swear I'm going to lose my @#@* if my manager calls me in
— @x_t_a_y_b_g_i_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 10:56 am
Literally passed out in the middle of work and now my body is burning and i think my bosses hate me :(
— @n_t_a_f_n_o — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 10:53 am
I got way too drunk & shook my $@% on the bar at work with my manager. #WWChristmas
— @a_i_a_a_g_9 — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 10:48 am
I swear my boss be on that dumb $*@%
— @J_X_o_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 10:40 am
So i have to get my manager something for secret santa. What the *@#% do i get him???? Help pls
— @m_a_a_g_t_n_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 10:35 am
Lmaoo my boss hates me but I would hate me too if I was a cuck.
— @C_b_n_W — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 10:32 am
do you think my manager would be mad if i was 2 hours late because i was trying to catch the vampire on red dead?
— @y_n_y_n_l_l_p_z — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 10:19 am
Might %#$% around and show up for work early to surprise my boss
— @a_t_a_k_a_a — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 10:11 am
I'M DUMB AND WAS DOING THIS %*#IGNMENT THE LONG WAY THANK GOD MY SUPERVISOR CORRECTED ME
— @R_s_b_o_k_8 — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 10:03 am
@_______ i hate my boss. he sucks
— @c_r_y_i_n — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 10:00 am
My boss opens all the windows in the office everyday and I $*@%ing hate it lmao like really just let me sit in the darkkkkkkk
— @k_s_o_m___7 — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 10:00 am
My boss was saying some shady *#$# behind my back about my success this weekend now I have to go say happy birthday and give her a gift
— @G_b_i_l_a_S_a_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 9:49 am
My boss done put me in this crying @%* infant room
— @__u_c_y_u_c_e — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 9:48 am
I'm so clumsy how am I a server and a bartender my managers hate me because of how much #%*$ I break.
— @M_g_n_l_e_r_c_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 9:47 am
My boss is Jamaican with a hard and I mean hard *@* accent. Shes a trip
— @Y_w_e_t_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 9:47 am
my supervisor always trying to talk to me after he just smoked a stankin #%# cigarette. pisses me off every time
— @J_z_a_i_e — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 9:46 am
@#@$ big bosses here. Store looks a mess thanks to my boss. #idiot
— @n_q_e_8_2 — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 9:45 am
My boss sitting at her desk listening to Usher-Papers LOUD AF y'all her husband then made her mad lmao
— @C_r_o_i_y_K_l_s — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 9:37 am
How the %*@$ my boss got here so quick
— @D_R_a_B_i_c_j_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 9:24 am
my manager who i hate who gives me literal nightmares got fired!!! god Is in fact real AMEN!
— @k_r_e_g_o_t — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 9:19 am
Monday mornings suck. Walk up to my coworker and say "I hate this job." Little did I know my manager was behind me. Time of death 8:34am.
— @a_p_n_e_9 — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 8:50 am
My boss is retarded already I tell him things in advance and he goes and still schedules me for the day I told him not too. Nope
— @E_i_a_h_s_t_a_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 8:49 am
My manager wrote everyone a Christmas card except for me. OK thanks @*@$ yourself.
— @F_z_C_a_t_M — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 8:29 am
My boss doesn't recycle and it makes me unreasonably mad
— @m_r_a_o_a_n_f — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 8:25 am
my supervisor is having a go at me and accusing me of not doing anything yesterday at work, im gna flip my @$#% at her
— @p_r_d_s_m_s_i — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 8:23 am
my only christmas wish is for my boss to stop scheduling me with the coworkers that i hate
— @e_l_e_e_n_d_1_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 8:15 am
@$%@ with my manager the long way!! He gonna let me make how much money I want then I can leave! clutch af
— @R___o_s_c_a_y — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 8:12 am
my boss is calling me lmao not today @#*#$
— @n_j_w_i_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 7:50 am
lmao can i die i just embarrassed myself in front of my boss big time
— @s_i_n_a_y_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 7:48 am
My manager is such a useless person... Work harder, idiot!
— @N_e_l_B_T — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 7:41 am
I just waited for my boss you walk in the building first so I could miss the awkwardness of saying hi ...to early for that @%@#
— @a_e_A_v_r_d___2 — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 7:40 am
One of my favorite parts of the day is my boss talking $%@% about her ex husband.
— @S_e_g_L_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 7:10 am
My manager already got me mad af deadass
— @t_t_i_d_c_r_s — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 7:06 am
@_______ Nomura, be glad that I'm off tomorrow, or my Boss would be pretty mad at you
— @S_l_e_E_i_k — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 6:59 am
I just want to be able to live off the money I make from the podcast so I can tell my boss to $@%$ himself
— @E_o_g_S_u_f — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 6:53 am
ew why has my manager just rang me ew literally #*$% off
— @n_l_y_w_e_s_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 6:39 am
my boss is funny as %#%*
— @w_l_y__ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 6:11 am
My supervisor just said "you look like @*$#" and sent me home. I was not prepared to be read at 2:30 am
— @k_c_d_l_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 5:57 am
S/o to all my boss *%$@% wife and *@$#$s
— @R_e_e_z_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 5:32 am
My supervisor is a *@*$ing %@#%#
— @i_a_k_a_t_0_1_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 4:14 am
I wonder if my boss would get mad at at me for playing my DS at work
— @p_s_e_m_p_z_a — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 3:58 am
I don't hate my job, I hate my managers.
— @v_l_t_1_7 — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 3:39 am
yknow wat i rlly hate it when my boss goes all ninja and vanishes on me. ive prepared your cheque breh r u for cereal??? come back here!!!!!
— @a_l_a_r_n_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 3:15 am
well tomorrow i find out if i can get my morning shifts covered because of my class switchout hahah watch my boss get mad at me
— @s_I_t_t_e_I_v_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 3:04 am
my manager just texted me that I work a 7am shift LMFAOOOOO @$%*
— @c_r_y_e_d_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 2:27 am
My supervisor is retarded but i need money
— @o_g_u_n_e_1 — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 2:13 am
"you're so #@%$in gay" "you look gay as *$%#" my manager @ me love that
— @s_l_u_e_t_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 2:12 am
my manager was like, "keep an eye on your emails" how about I delete the app $*%*#
— @r_y_l_n — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 2:11 am
Soooooo my manager is a $%*# and I hate him
— @i_y_b_a_r_g_i — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 2:10 am
My manager got mad at me today at work and I hate confrontation I just want to curl up in a ball and cry
— @p_r_e_t_o_s_i_t — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 2:10 am
Today was a good day I guess, made it through my shift without kicking my bosses $%*!
— @b_e_d_i_e_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 1:54 am
im such a good person i dont deserve this @#@$ my manager
— @c_c_d_m_r_o — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 1:49 am
I told my boss to shut the %#@* up on Friday so work should be interesting tomorrow.
— @e_i_o_e_e_f_l — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 1:47 am
@_______ Imma risk my #%# for getting called by my boss because i'm in the office right now and gonna scroll thru your profile
— @t_n_i_s_e_m_a — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 1:28 am
my boss is gonna be mad
— @L_v_l_L_l_y — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 1:20 am
Texted my boss, told him not coming in tomorrow to blame the rams ! Weak @$@ @_______ !!! Get your head out of your @$@
— @C_r_n_k_e_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 1:20 am
My boss is an idiotic %$@hole who tries to push stupid made-up mistakes on people.
— @T_e_r_a_P_n_e_o — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 1:01 am
Last Updated Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 1:00 pm

People Who Are Drunk/Hungover

I bet niall is hungover rn omg my poor baby
— @b_u_e_n_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 12:59 pm
How am I still hungover . Wow
— @__e_n_b_a__ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 12:59 pm
Ew I'm too hungover
— @s_o_k___o_e — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 12:59 pm
Imagine getting all the way to work to realise ur not even in :) im too hungover
— @s_m_y_i_t_n — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 12:58 pm
It's been 48 hours since our company Christmas party and I'm still hungover. I'm officially washed
— @M_s_e_N_l_i_a_l — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 12:58 pm
@_______ I went to that game extremely hungover. It sucked.
— @B_r_E_r_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 12:57 pm
just realised that i was so drunk on saturday that i text myself hahahahahahaha
— @m_r_u_e_i_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 12:56 pm
@_______ I swear my body decides when it wants to be hungover not me lol
— @__a_z_y__ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 12:56 pm
i got really drunk & did a whole face of makeup while also crying to Cable Girls. this is who i am.
— @c_r_t_e_a_c_r — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 12:54 pm
Hungover on a Monday is the worst. #toooldforthisshit
— @J_n_i_e_5_2_8_6 — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 12:42 pm
Not been thing hungover in forever send help please xoxoxox
— @l_u_a_e_l_a_k_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 12:42 pm
Am drunk and my car aint here, i need to buy a car
— @N_v_s_a_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 12:41 pm
Reason why I'm the best: We will NEVER obliterate the processing; Cheers. This has been a good time in bed. I am trashed.
— @t_e_l_x_o_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 12:41 pm
With you looking at me, you make me feel high, every single thing you do to me is like I'm drunk.
— @B_s_L_r_c_D_B — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 12:29 pm
Doing my monthly dislike of nintendo online services video
— @i_a___a_t_d — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 12:27 pm
@_______ Hungover
— @S_h_0_n_e_s_a_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 12:26 pm
im drunk and hurt
— @i_n_o_s_i_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 12:26 pm
Im so happy im not hungover today, last night was litttyy.
— @i_a_y_m_r_a_2 — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 12:25 pm
ok that was tmi i really am drunk
— @p_i_e_e_l_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 12:24 pm
I hate that I get hungover so easily
— @m_c_e_e_3 — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 12:14 pm
Hungover puking at the airport just girly things (:
— @e_n_w_r_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 12:11 pm
Beer Twitter is hungover.
— @B_e_T_i_t_r — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 12:11 pm
i know i am drunk because my legs feel heavy
— @n_i_p_z — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 12:11 pm
I woke up this morning with puffy, swollen eyes and I feel hungover. I feel dehydrated from crying all day.
— @K_t_o_e_d — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 12:11 pm
@_______ Like George was so drunk he was seeing double
— @M_n_s_w_e_s — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 12:11 pm
@_______ Where you hungover or just tired?
— @s_p_o_w_t_h_l_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 12:09 pm
Sunday funday= hungover Monday
— @R_r_a_C_m — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 12:09 pm
@_______ @_______ I'm still hungover from the last party.
— @z_c_p_e_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 11:59 am
Real sitting in my Engineering class hungover on 3 hours of sleep and listening to kid cudi hours
— @B_a_n_o_t_r — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 11:58 am
@_______ so far i've written four exams right after very drunk weekends at the donauinselfest and never did worse than a B
— @t_e_i_m_k_r — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 11:58 am
I was so drunk last night
— @m_o_c_i_d_m_l — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 11:57 am
Yes, i am drunk again
— @L_s_r_a_g_k_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 11:55 am
my phone needs a sensor that'll be able to tell when i'm drunk & not let me on any soical media
— @__s_u_r_2_a_e — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 11:55 am
Think about just how many years in a city where the high is supposed to do while hungover.
— @m_k___a_t_r_b_t — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 11:55 am
hungover as #*@#
— @__o_e_e_D_i_t_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 11:54 am
So the Hungover Eagles beat the Rams okay okay...
— @N_v_i_e_o_a_1 — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 11:54 am
@_______ @_______ Im drunk and actually heaved seeing this
— @F_e_i_h_o_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 11:44 am
Who tf let me get so drunk at my Christmas party?
— @T_a_e_l_h_v_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 11:42 am
@_______ $%*% i was super hungover and needy mere nie
— @R_c_e_G_u_t_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 11:42 am
@_______ I woke up hungover af
— @B_o_k_a_a_a_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 11:41 am
i. finally experienced being so drunk i was sitting there for an hour desperately wishing I'd be sober faster. i am okay now though
— @s_a_m_t_s_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 11:41 am
Lol bet everybody hungover at work or a few called out
— @a_a_s_a_k_y — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 11:29 am
@_______ Nna I eat when am tipsy even when I'm drunk
— @M_k_a_u_i_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 11:27 am
am I hungover or am I just tired
— @E_e_E_e_r — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 11:26 am
@_______ Few days ago I saw a very drunk woman repeatedly yelling "suck my #%@%" at a self service checkout in Lidl.
— @M_t_U_P_y_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 11:26 am
I'm still hungover from Saturday. Blacked out for the 2nd time in my life. Would like to go the rest without doing it a 3rd plz
— @h_l_w_e_t_r_a_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 11:25 am
I have been hungover for two days... why do I do this to myself
— @g_o_g_a_t_o_y_8 — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 11:25 am
was very drunk last night calling all my white coworker my %$%*$ smfh
— @e_n_i_a — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 11:12 am
okay i'm drunk DM me weird *$%*/questions
— @F_y_n_S_u_e_D — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 11:10 am
@_______ I'm drunk tweeting
— @a_h_j_e_a_m — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 11:09 am
Slightly hungover
— @__S_L_S_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 10:59 am
Amazing time, loved every minute, but @*@%ing hell I'm sick of being hungover and skint
— @L_a_5_4_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 10:59 am
I'm drunk
— @L_b_a_o_4_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 10:59 am
Well I'm about to stroll into this tattoo appointment hungover af wish me luck
— @T_e_o_y_c_e_o_e — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 10:58 am
I am so hungover
— @m_k_n_z_e_b_o_o — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 10:57 am
@_______ Slightly hungover, resolute in my new path and loving how adorable you look.
— @H_e_t_C_a_l — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 10:57 am
Hungover -____-
— @H_n_y_a_y — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 10:54 am
Woooo not hungover
— @F_a_k_m_r_s_o — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 10:53 am
Would you rather be Lord Farquaad for two months or hungover for one day?
— @h_y_o_a_y — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 10:43 am
You ever get so drunk that you patriotically support the dissemination of endless free source knowledge and donate to wikipedia?
— @S_k_i_a_e_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 10:43 am
I wonder if I'm drunk enough to get a hangover. Maybe I'm still only tipsy.
— @__e_i_a__ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 10:42 am
@_______ Girl you was really drunk last night
— @y_u_g_m_r_r_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 10:42 am
never thought I would be hungover at my old high school at 26 but sometimes life just really throws u a weird #%$@in day apparently
— @e_z_e_e — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 10:40 am
It seems like the only time I drink more water is when I'm hungover." - me trying to convince myself that alcohol is somehow good for us
— @m_n_y_m_r_r — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 10:40 am
Still hungover FYI
— @M_r_a_a_a_b_r_2 — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 10:29 am
last night was insane I was so drunk throwing all my money at jasmine while we sang deepthroat by cupcakke together
— @d_v_n_c_k_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 10:28 am
I was so drunk last night. I'm not apologizing for anything I said.
— @s_n_e_d_n_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 10:27 am
I am drunk @ 3:26pm I love Christmas Day
— @a_l_x_e — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 10:27 am
I really should be getting orders out from the weekend, but I'm too hungover and don't want to...
— @T_e_d_m_r_k_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 10:26 am
I got so drunk I @#$#ed up my bad knee even more
— @q_e_n_n_x_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 10:24 am
Got so drunk i shaved my leg
— @__T_e_e_l_e_i_G — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 10:24 am
@_______ I got a cold, slightly hungover, and im still at work unk. Please get help
— @C_a_l_s_7_1_9_1 — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 10:23 am
@_______ @_______ What even is a Steve rogers? He was so wasted in the messcu.
— @a_e_t_u_i_p_e — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 10:14 am
I can't believe I didn't caption this "But first, let me take an elfie". Dumb hungover brain.
— @O_e_o_e_i_h_L_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 10:14 am
How did you get here? I'm drunk and confused I tried to be patient with you Yeah High up, but you fall down harder
— @j_s_i_t_n_6_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 10:12 am
I'm drunk and I really want to hug @_______ because he means so much to me. #jacksepticeye #PMA #thankmas
— @L_l_i_n_v_1_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 10:12 am
It is best to go into work really hungover on a Monday because you really only remember being there for about half the day.
— @A_m_f_r_s_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 10:11 am
@_______ Hungover?!?!
— @B_s_i___0 — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 10:11 am
Sometimes you just get so drunk and happy and thankful.
— @w_n_n_n_v_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 10:10 am
@_______ no today I'm hungover, and you still looking like a snack
— @S_m_n_h___D_a_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 10:09 am
You are listening to I'm Sorry I Got So Drunk Before My Solo Set in Tokyo - Joan of Arc
— @R_d_o_o_a_9_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 10:09 am
Fml so hungover
— @k_n_z_l_y_i_z_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 10:08 am
I'm drunk iloveyou
— @a_e_i_s_a_a_g — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 10:08 am
I watched Dumplin' last night. I don't know if it was my hungover state but I bawled my eyes out. What. A. Film.
— @s_p_i_s_p_u_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 9:59 am
Surprisingly not hungover
— @j_e_9_7 — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 9:59 am
Hungover with a headache
— @__m_r_j_a_a — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 9:59 am
Anyone else getting a PRE telling off for being hungover and ruining Christmas? Alright deepest apologies
— @l_c_a_n_b_o_n — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 9:58 am
brunch will have you hungover at 7pm and awake at 6am the next morning
— @d_m_s_i_i — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 9:58 am
Holy #%*@. still so drunk. I need god.
— @n_d_n_o_s_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 9:57 am
Get her off in my mind when im wasted.
— @j_k_t_n_i_4_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 9:57 am
Ever wake up so drunk ur like oh I can see that the bullshit is starting right away today thanks.
— @s_e_s_y_e_i_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 9:55 am
I'm hungover as @#%$ and I wake up to a cash app message from one of the regulars at work for $30 omg he really has my back bro
— @k_l_u_s_l_h_e_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 9:54 am
"I called this the berry drunk asian pie because I was very drunk and asian when I made it" EUGENE PLZ
— @T_e_i_a_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 9:43 am
I believe I might still be hungover from the weekend
— @O_o_w_l_e_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 9:42 am
I've never been so drunk like this in a long time.
— @w_a_s_r_o_o_r — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 9:42 am
Buzzin that I got so drunk that I fell asleep on the casino toilets then spewed all over myself
— @k_r_t_m_p — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 9:41 am
Have not been hungover since my 21st bday.. I really dont want to go to work ..
— @D_s_y_o_e_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 9:40 am
Im drunk and im horny
— @m_n_e_o_e_1_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 9:39 am
@_______ @_______ @_______ @_______ I never use my daily heart,so wasted..
— @R_e_a_G — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 9:28 am
im so hungover rn dear god
— @a_u_m_a_ — Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 9:28 am
Last Updated Mon., Dec. 17, 2018 @ 1:00 pm