Incriminating Twitter - andryou

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People Who May Lose A Job Soon

my manager called me nemo today and that @#%* caught me off guard lmao
— @__e_e_o — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 7:55 pm
Do you think my supervisor would send me home if I just *@[email protected] my pants
— @t_e_____p — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 7:50 pm
my boss has to get vaxxed to make his movie AYYYYYYY take that you $#@$ing idiot
— @k_t_e_h_b_d_e_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 7:46 pm
my manager rl got me $%@%ed up ima rl go on his $*$ when i go back to work
— @m_r_z_x_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 7:45 pm
and #@%$ my manager.
— @t_y_i_k_a_e_n — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 7:35 pm
@_______ I proudly text my boss and say my coworkers never do %[email protected]#, I need a mental health day and I simply do not go to work
— @s_e_h_e_l — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 7:34 pm
my manager looked me dead in my face and casually asked if i had seen someone die yet. sir it is my third day out here, pls.
— @b_e_n_i_a_e_a — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 7:32 pm
@_______ I'll write your intro. May need you to fund my lawsuit for when I *$*# on my boss' boss again.
— @w_n_e_m_n_o — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 7:27 pm
CHRIS TOLD MY BOSS I THINK A REGULAR IS HOT I HATE IT HERE
— @h_n_y_o_n_a_i_a — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 7:19 pm
my boss is a %*$*@
— @a_r_i_o_z_u_s — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 7:01 pm
My boss called me an introvert and sensitive and now I want to die
— @S_m_e_D_y_9_X — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 6:55 pm
My manager mad I just pissed him off
— @b_a_r_a_d_c_i_n — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 6:54 pm
just my boss [email protected]%@# doing boss [email protected]%@# things
— @b_i_a_O_X — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 6:54 pm
@_______ and the queen and aaron's wife and my manager and ed woodward... and everyone else we hate
— @p_a_y_o_r_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 6:38 pm
Me: I think I could have a tw for fs translations! My boss: let's DROWN this @*@$# with work
— @k_e_m_s_b_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 6:26 pm
everyone talking #$*# on Simone (my boss) need to watch stick it and have some *@$*ing compassion
— @s_p_r_t_l_a_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 6:23 pm
i do not get paid enough to be doing this %$*@ for my boss fr
— @b_i_n_l_z_e — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 6:08 pm
one day my boss will die by my hand like for reals I hate this man so much its unreal
— @t_i_s_y_2 — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 6:07 pm
also bold to talk [email protected]$# abt me to my boss & then leave early ?? leaving us without ppl to close the store. like ok.
— @e_l_o_t_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 6:06 pm
@_______ I wish I could say all this to my supervisor at my lame #%@ job
— @J_r_m_a_1_1_3_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 6:04 pm
not my boss getting mad at me bc i dont want to stay longer than im scheduled for
— @c_e_t_n_s_e_b_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 6:01 pm
@_______ No. My boss also knows I'm a Satanist, and doesn't bug me about it. He's cool as #*#*.
— @L_M_n_r_M_r_6_6 — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 5:59 pm
@_______ Yes, I was embarrassed to ask for a mental health day, so instead I told my boss I had to have a boil on my #@# lanced
— @A_g_l_F_a_k — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 5:57 pm
@_______ @_______ My boss needs an Explicit Reason and I hate it so much
— @h_z_l_c_e_t__ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 5:56 pm
My boss is on vacation. I WANNA #@%@ING QUIT $#*@% WHAT THE #@%@
— @t_e_i_k_b_b — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 5:51 pm
My boss is always saying some crazy *@#% lmao.
— @L_i_t__ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 5:40 pm
throwback to when my boss said some racist @$*$ so i quit my miserable job to draw furries teehee
— @y_f_p_n_a_t — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 5:33 pm
My boss just called me little kitten? Naw *#@#@ BIG PURRR
— @t_m_n_v_s — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 5:30 pm
Theyre showing my boss Karen the trailer for the new Karen movie and shes so mad LMAO
— @f_i_s_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 5:29 pm
omg my boss reminded me that when I started my job I told her I had no idea what to do with crises lmfaooo $%@*$ now they put me in charge
— @s_d_u_l_o_i — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 5:29 pm
My boss (@_______ ) prob wondering why ive been gone for 10mins. Little does he know im dropping a gargantuan *%@#
— @l_l_a_z_3_a_z_3 — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 5:28 pm
Nah I really hate my job and I hope all my bosses burn in hell
— @T_a_G_r_K_i — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 5:27 pm
I leave for vacation in 2 weeks again my bosses must hate me
— @s_e_h_o_o_e — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 5:22 pm
Had a great workout with the guys. Then I come back and my manager says the most dumb sht.
— @a_o_a_o_o_i_l_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 5:09 pm
@_______ @_______ @_______ @_______ I want a job where i can say (jonkingly) #[email protected]# like this to my boss for a few omegaluls lmao
— @r_f_m_a_l_l_l — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 5:04 pm
one time i showed up to work in a neckbrace because i was severly hungover. my manager was over my %@*% and sent me home. thank u.
— @m_c_a_i_s_e_e_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 4:50 pm
MY BOSS IS SO MAD AT ME HELP
— @l_l_c_u_e_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 4:43 pm
My manager is such a useless person... Work harder, idiot!
— @N_e_l_B_T — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 4:42 pm
Love my manager but she get on my nerves with her smart #@# mouth
— @P_e_d_D_m___O_B — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 4:41 pm
my boss bringing us cookies but they taste like edibles bc she smoked in her car and that $#[email protected] is loud
— @k_n_s_a_e_r_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 4:15 pm
my boss is dumb af im feeling like punching him in the face *@#*ing @*@$#@%
— @m_t_w_v_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 4:12 pm
My boss told me to get 3 google reviews by the end of the day and I'm like.. Where the @$*# are my customers.
— @S_f_t_B_r_a_i_n — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 4:03 pm
s/o to my supervisor for letting me drive their nice @$# vehicle so i can get my #%*# kinda together
— @g_b_y_n_t_i_b_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 4:01 pm
I %@%#ing hate everyone but especially my boss
— @b_e_d_o_s_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 3:53 pm
My boss has been micromanaging and that %@*% is so annoying.
— @J_w_z_l_M_N_z_l — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 3:38 pm
My boss just told my coworker she was the only one he could count on. With all the power in me. %$#% this job. Disrespectfully.
— @q_e_n_t_e_v — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 3:32 pm
my boss has me scheduled 6hr a week during the semester bro does she hate me wtf is this
— @k_x_h_a_a_e_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 3:24 pm
My boss must like wasting money cause she could very easily send my #@# home right now and save her own bag smh
— @o_c_p_h_r_l_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 3:22 pm
honestly can't stand when anyone who isn't one of my bosses marks their email as high priority. @#@#$ i decide the priority of your email.
— @b_b_b_u_a — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 3:16 pm
I hate my boss bruh
— @C_b_a_M_g_i_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 3:15 pm
@_______ I have told my boss I will probably take 1-2 "$%*$ it" days a year. Days I just can't mentally do it.
— @f_l_2_6_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 3:15 pm
My boss be ordering these bomb #$# pizzas and then I bite into them and the sauce is pesto
— @C_n_y_a_z — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 3:14 pm
@*@$ my boss @*@$ the job @*@$ this
— @m_s_y_u_l_s — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 2:57 pm
@_______ tell him my boss is being an #*$ again
— @l_i_a_e_d_h_l_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 2:57 pm
I hate the *$%ueness of my boss telling me when Ill be paid. Tonight. MONEY PLEASE SIR. IT IS TONIGHT NOW.
— @R_x_0_8_7_5 — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 2:50 pm
brb taking a stress %$%* bc my boss took a weeklong vacation to Vegas a week before our remodel leaving 2 people to do the work of like 5
— @c_l_b_e_p_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 2:38 pm
My boss is a dumb f***
— @v_s_r_s_w_r_n — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 2:38 pm
@_______ One of my managers is a cool dude but listened to some conspiracy *%#* on Facebook and won't get it
— @R_w_y_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 2:37 pm
stop saying i wanna @%#@ my boss. devotion and homosexual subtext aren't the same thing.
— @r_c_e_s_d_v_t_e — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 2:29 pm
be sweet as *[email protected]# when my manager leave
— @__i_n_l_k_a — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 2:27 pm
my boss is forcing me to take a break she tryna %@%$ with my bag :(
— @s_n_b_b_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 2:07 pm
Horny asf might just @%*# my boss
— @l_i_a_n_2 — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 1:59 pm
my boss just actually got mad at me for using a cardette to write a note because "these cost a nickel each"
— @a_d_n_o_e_I — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 1:57 pm
i think my boss tryna tell me to gain some weight cause he been feeding a *%$*# too good lmao
— @f_x_y_o_l_r_o_e — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 1:45 pm
Since my manager got fired everyone been asking me for help and all upper management gotta say is thanks? *%@$% give me a raise.
— @a_h_l_v_l_z_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 1:40 pm
My wifi is down until 230 lol my manager about to be mad af
— @J_y_P_y_e_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 1:39 pm
my supervisor took off the worst week I HATE IT HEREEEE
— @j_b_i_a_a — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 1:34 pm
@_______ I wish. I called in sick to go to my homecoming football game and my manager was there (I was 16 she was 23). So stupid.
— @n_t_0_7_i_i_e_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 1:26 pm
not my manager clocking in and immediately beating my @#* over nothing like i wasnt already ready to quit bro.
— @r_l_y_a_t_u_f — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 1:11 pm
So tempted to ask my boss to leave early I feel like $%*@ but I need save my time off
— @T_i_i__ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 12:56 pm
just lied to my boss and told her im taking a @[email protected]# when im really just in here scrolling through twitter and smoking
— @I_s_i_n_o_e_o_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 12:53 pm
LMAO MY BOSS READY TO FIRE THAT %#$%#
— @1_A_l_a_B_e — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 12:29 pm
yt ppl nasty af bro. now I know why my supervisor smell like cheesy [email protected]% potatoes everyday.
— @e_s_n_e_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 12:26 pm
with this being said I had a panic attack and today my boss was so %$%#ing annoying and stressed so he started getting "mad" at me
— @s_h_c_o_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 12:26 pm
I hear a car outside and its freaking me the *@$# out my manager shouldnt be here yet
— @l_3_l_x — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 12:25 pm
Ofc the one day I look like absolute $*$* and am wearing my glasses my boss has me run an errand
— @d_n_v_l_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 12:20 pm
i already told my manager i'd come in but now i feel like %#[email protected] and don't entirely want to
— @z_y_s_e_r_e_s — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 12:15 pm
no i dont hate my job i just hate my BOSS
— @M_r_k_e_t_n_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 12:15 pm
I have been holding in a %*$# all @*$#ing day cos my bosses daughter was in the room next to the toilet . I am gonna explode.
— @P_t_t_n_i_e — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 12:12 pm
@_______ I am my boss so I'd tell my self to $%#@ off after .01
— @x_p_a___a_e_o_n — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 12:12 pm
i overheard my boss talking *%#$ about me to my coworkers and then everyone acting strange around me :( i don't know how to deal with it.
— @w_a_a_o_e_y_a_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 12:11 pm
Why would my manager ask me to come in today knowing I booked the weekdays off this week.. idiot.
— @K_a_e_l_a_r_t_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 11:47 am
i hate my job wanted to make tiktok about my trip but my boss *%*$ed up my brain so now i can only lying on the floor and crying
— @c_r___i__ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 11:46 am
my manager is an #@* for dead no reason .
— @k_y_n_a_4_3_4_2 — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 11:39 am
Why tf I call out from work yesterday & come back to 50 more students? Lol yea my boss need her $%$ beat.
— @k_y_c_a_i_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 11:30 am
Nawt my boss trying to make small talk with me about the olympics mf idk what goes on in the men %#%@
— @e_o_i_l_r — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 11:27 am
oh *@[email protected] my boss is sending me an audio oh no mf literally has such a nice voice im not ready
— @j_f_r_n — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 11:25 am
MY BOSS IS AN IDIOT
— @n_l_o_e — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 11:23 am
last week I really said a big #*$* you to my boss and transferred out from under her
— @f_o_s_o_w_l_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 11:21 am
Today i hate myself bcs ive burdened my manager bout my mistakes
— @a_e_o_i_O_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 11:13 am
@_______ My supervisor who is making some terrible decisions and them getting mad at me for telling them why they are terrible
— @M_t_o_S_e_l_7 — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 11:10 am
I take advantage by sometimes saying to my boss that I need a mental health day. That %[email protected]$ would never slide back then.
— @L_n_S_a_1_9_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 11:04 am
im sick of my manager changing my schedule day before ill kick yo @$# lil girl & das y im not comin in stupid
— @__o_e_m_y_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 10:48 am
I hate my job. I'm exhausted and my boss is constantly taking advantage of me
— @d_l_m_o_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 10:36 am
am feeling really anxious about work :/ i hate my boss, shes the worst
— @l_l_c_a_k_r_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 10:36 am
my manager is so $#@#ing aggravating, I hope one day a customer slide her #$*.
— @b_g_y_f_i_i_l — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 10:24 am
I also brought Jackson into work (cause I had to drop *%#* off) & ran into my boss,all she cared about was how adorable the kid was.
— @o_g_i_s_j_c_i_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 10:18 am
Literally what I knew was gona happen happened. My boss is so dumb smh
— @__i_g_e_y_a_l_s — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 10:15 am
Lmao couple weeks back my boss (big trumper) painted his nails and got mad cuz a redneck called him a queer
— @m_s_i_a_g_d_6_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 10:08 am
My computer at work isn't working and my boss is mad at me for not getting work done what the #*#* am I supposed to do
— @L_l_i_b_V_r_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 10:04 am
Last Updated Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 8:15 pm

People Who Are Drunk/Hungover

Do u ever get so drunk that u want 2 forage and gather
— @p_e_n_o_t_i_e — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 8:14 pm
@_______ @_______ Everyone on the construction. Site is hungover. If you're not you are wrong. LOL
— @j_s_s_u_s_e_r — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 8:14 pm
I sometimes I just like to get very drunk
— @T_e_e_h_w_o_h — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 8:13 pm
I GET DRUNK, WAKE UP IM WASTED STILL
— @e_g_r_l_a_h_e_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 8:10 pm
i am off tomorrow. i am drunk tonight
— @w_n_a_i_l_i_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 8:09 pm
SRY IM DRUNK AT TRIVIA NIGHT WE GOT JOEY GALLO ?!?!?!?!
— @b_g_a_y_a_n — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 8:09 pm
@_______ as long as u dont know my work pattern u wont know when im drunk.
— @g_o_a_g_o_a_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 8:08 pm
@_______ Of course. Cant have you getting so wasted your in bed all day.
— @M_d_a_f_o_c_i_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 8:07 pm
I am drunk and horny as %#$#.
— @c_m_l_v — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 8:05 pm
Hi i think I'm drunk
— @P_n_u_n_2_1_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 8:04 pm
@_______ Step one: get really drunk.
— @u_d_c_r_r_t_r — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 8:02 pm
im drunk in the back of the car and i cried like a baby coming home from the bar, said "im fine", but it wasn't true
— @r_d_o_k_w_f_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 8:02 pm
ion usually do this unless im drunk or im high, but im both rn and i need you in my life
— @l_r_x__ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 8:01 pm
i just ordered louis merch bc i am drunk i dont have money for this
— @i_i_s_i_e_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 8:00 pm
I drink till I'm drunk Smoke till I'm high Balan on the hill Two bouts in the sky You can't tell me I ain't fly
— @B_l_n_B_t_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 7:58 pm
@_______ HI IM WASTED AF
— @a_y_i_m_b_b_e — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 7:58 pm
@_______ You that hungover bro?
— @D_r_t_o_r_n_o_3 — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 7:57 pm
@_______ Pretty sure he was hungover from a poker night
— @A_d_e_T_8_3_3_2 — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 7:54 pm
I'm wasted amd i refuse to count these little *@[email protected]s aka kcals
— @A_l_K_A_S — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 7:54 pm
@_______ Me when I'm drunk
— @r_r_r_b_n_e — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 7:53 pm
im drunk againnnn
— @s_d_i_n_d_i_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 7:53 pm
Im drunk
— @m_s_y_j_r_z — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 7:52 pm
@_______ WAKUI REALLY WASTED IT
— @t_j_s_o_e_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 7:51 pm
@_______ Is she really drunk or out of Adderall?
— @A_i_a_J_n — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 7:50 pm
Yep, I'm drunk. *%@* the world.
— @B_l_c_a_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 7:50 pm
I am DRUNK. dear lord.
— @t_e_e_I_e_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 7:49 pm
ion usually do this unless I'm drunk or I'm high, but I'm both rn and I need ya in my life
— @D_e_o_e_d_z_2_0 — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 7:49 pm
@_______ @_______ especially when im drunk lmao ong
— @k_t_w_a — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 7:48 pm
am getting very drunk
— @l_n_r_o_p_e — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 7:47 pm
When I eat a lot I get rly loopy it almost feels like I'm drunk
— @o_m_g_a_n_k_d__ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 7:46 pm
@_______ I'm drunk in youuuu
— @f_v_r_m_o_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 7:45 pm
@_______ @_______ As a sober intellectual I loved the Who. When I got really drunk I loved Zeppelin... Great memories. Thanks Dan.
— @D_u_l_s_2_0_9_5 — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 7:44 pm
im drunk
— @j_s_i_a_a_r_d — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 7:43 pm
@_______ If I am drunk...... maybe
— @l_b_a_o___e_g_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 7:42 pm
Omg last night I was so drunk I was about to start crying about how much I love my sisters
— @__o_a_i_y_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 7:40 pm
@_______ In my defense I was very drunk at the time.
— @p_r_d_d_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 7:34 pm
I will turn into a babylon bandit for Tiffany, Stacey even Sharon if im drunk
— @__6_m_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 7:31 pm
@_______ @_______ @_______ dude i'm drunk i'm sorry LOL
— @D_A_R_C_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 7:29 pm
Never been so drunk lolllll
— @r_a_l_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 7:28 pm
I'm drunk and eating chocolate thank god for alcohol wait no chocolate idk ehatowas gonna day
— @m_g_m_l_y_e_s — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 7:23 pm
I'm so glad I got [email protected]%@ed up last Thursday god I'm great when I'm drunk
— @A_u_h_r_y — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 7:23 pm
im drunk btw
— @K_i_g_e_r_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 7:22 pm
@_______ hello im drunk dazed
— @k_v_w_n — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 7:21 pm
Slept weird and was gritting my teeth while sleeping apparently so now I have a headache and feel hungover?? What old person [email protected]*@ is this??
— @n_b_d_e_u_y_u — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 7:19 pm
@_______ Or the fact that he was likely hungover for that game
— @O_o_l_h_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 7:19 pm
@_______ IM DRUNK + ON MY PERIOD HOW DO U THINK IM NOT HIRNY????????
— @i_s_i_e_f_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 7:18 pm
@_______ @_______ One day when I was hungover I watched it 3 times in a row lmao. That was a day to remember
— @C_u_l_D_n — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 7:17 pm
Gonna get so drunk on the rooftop tonight idc
— @r_t_0_0_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 7:17 pm
someone should stop me from talking when im drunk
— @y_t_h_u_j_n — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 7:17 pm
So hungover
— @v_b_d_i_9_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 7:15 pm
I don't usually do this unless I'm drunk or I'm high but I'm both right now
— @s_r_a_g_n — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 7:10 pm
how appropriate I'm going to spend my last few days in Nebraska hungover
— @F_n_y_r_n_l_r — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 7:09 pm
@_______ on Saturday when your hungover
— @c_l_e_e_o — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 7:08 pm
Driving 6 hours hungover is %$*%ing horrendous
— @N_c___3_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 7:07 pm
bin so drunk
— @x_d_e_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 7:05 pm
"Maria I'm drunk" is actually a nice song idk why i always skip it.
— @l_l_z_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 7:03 pm
Ok im drunk ... but lonely
— @J_d_y_4_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 7:03 pm
@_______ hungover with drinks
— @g_I_n_b_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 7:02 pm
@_______ hungover next to the fire
— @g_I_n_b_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 7:01 pm
so drunk findom
— @m_s_s_s_a_w_s_e — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 7:01 pm
I'm drunk in youuuuu
— @p_n_i_b_s_u_t — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 6:59 pm
@_______ NAH THIS IS BAD but something with hungover
— @g_I_n_b_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 6:57 pm
a him i'm drunk my head is spinning hii twitter
— @W_l_D_s_e_A_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 6:57 pm
@_______ hungover n twerking
— @g_I_n_b_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 6:57 pm
@_______ Not when I'm drunk lol (I'm currently drunk btw)
— @D_A_R_C_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 6:54 pm
@_______ IM DRUNK
— @P_l_e_L_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 6:54 pm
@_______ you did that while you were hungover?
— @V_l_a_n_o_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 6:53 pm
ok bro u must be so wasted to be requesting to follow me but its okay.
— @k_a_b_p_t_y_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 6:52 pm
if im@_______ tomorrow ill cry so Much
— @E_R_O_V_S_O_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 6:52 pm
@_______ @_______ Sorry, I'm drunk, I meant Bouchard.
— @c_e_p_s_a_s — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 6:51 pm
@_______ very drunk xxx lots of love love you loads xxxx cahr
— @e_n_c_a_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 6:51 pm
I was so drunk at the playboy party ion know if I took pictures or not hell
— @h_i_l_n_g — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 6:50 pm
@_______ This has been a long *@$ day I'm drunk b4 dynamite
— @A_W_r_z — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 6:49 pm
I'm drunk and it's bisexual loving women hours babeyyyy
— @t_p_w_r_r_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 6:49 pm
time to get very drunk
— @M_t_s_o_f_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 6:47 pm
18. I'm not even a drinker but one time but one time I was so drunk I blacked out and I woke up in a toilet cubicle
— @g_o_y_4_m_t_n_o — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 6:47 pm
I'm drunk #horny #bulge #bwc #bigdick #@#@$pic ##%$shot #tradenudes #sexting #*@#%tribute
— @J_y_________ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 6:46 pm
thinkin about getting really drunk. yes or yes ??
— @M_d_s_n_t_o_d — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 6:44 pm
I look like spongebob when he was hungover from the ice cream sundaes
— @b_o_w_y_0_7 — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 6:43 pm
I'm drunk
— @J_y_________ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 6:42 pm
noo lbye let me leave idont wanna be on twitter if i'm drunk lmfao
— @j_s_e_s — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 6:41 pm
Too hungover to go the gym but bored to not do anything else
— @v_c_o_i_a_r_7 — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 6:39 pm
started writing poetry when im drunk this is all jonghyuns fault
— @a_s_h_o_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 6:39 pm
@_______ Drink more you will be less hungover
— @F_B_b_a — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 6:36 pm
@_______ YEH BUT IM DRUNK SO IT DOESNT COUNT
— @i_s_i_e_f_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 6:36 pm
Now I'm drunk AF
— @k_n_o_a_e_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 6:35 pm
@_______ I know. Lennon was out in feb. the board had pkenty time to act and failed. sorry im drunk. mon the celtic!
— @T_r_a_i_i_s — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 6:35 pm
Im drunk and it's not the good kind
— @c_y_n___n_e_i_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 6:34 pm
I Am: DRUNK
— @b_y_v_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 6:34 pm
Either way. Am drunk. No sense.
— @C_S_r_a_t_c — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 6:34 pm
@_______ Is Rankin so drunk that he forgot Telco is the feds responsibility
— @J_s_J_i_l_8 — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 6:33 pm
Im drunk :(
— @a_i_s_a_e___ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 6:30 pm
love when my friends text me sorry im drunk
— @a_w_i_i — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 6:29 pm
@_______ Is this the last supper through the eyes of a very drunk man OR Woamn? or none binary lettuce
— @C_l_w_l_J_9_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 6:28 pm
i'm drunk and i love daniel ricciardo
— @a_a_i_r_o_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 6:26 pm
@_______ does stress drinking the night before and calling in hungover count?
— @s_n_e_g_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 6:26 pm
$#$*, I'm drunk, but I'm on my knees The police stopped chasing
— @d_f_o_e_l_b_t — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 6:23 pm
@_______ Oh- I'm drunk-
— @t_r_n_j_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 6:22 pm
@_______ @_______ when yer hungover
— @k_e_a_r_i_l__ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 6:15 pm
im drunk rn and I'm missing dt podcast(((((((((((((( does anyone have a vod or sonthing I'm gonna watch it latwr
— @k_l_e_y_k_ — Wed., Jul. 28, 2021 @ 6:13 pm
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