Incriminating Twitter - andryou

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People Who May Lose A Job Soon

My boss is an idiot bro
— @M_n_c_A_y_e_a_1 — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 1:27 am
Decided to pick up a shift tomorrow morning @$%# it, mainly wanna go and say @$%# you to my supervisors (jk I still got 2 weeks left)
— @f_e_b_s_d_a_o_ — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 1:23 am
Man %@$# my managers
— @H_k_g_S_m_y — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 1:12 am
My boss is a %*$%ing idiot
— @s_m_i_m_r_e_2_1 — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 1:11 am
Why is my boss sittin w me on my lunch lmfaoo my *%# struggling to hide my nails
— @v_x_1_ — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 12:57 am
My manager must really *@#%ing hate me huh
— @n_t_s_m_t_l — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 12:48 am
And I didn't think I worked tomorrow but my boss called me at 11pm to say I worked at 10am till as needed. So @*#% me right
— @L_d_l_v_l_y_ — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 12:47 am
my supervisor always in my face smiling and #%*% on weekends just to piss me off
— @__t_T_T__ — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 12:28 am
My manager is deadass so cool @#$#
— @x_k_r_u_h — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 12:27 am
My boss encouraged my drunkness.... I'll never have a better boss will I? @[email protected]*...
— @j_d_t___7_8_ — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 12:26 am
my boss got me hooked on pistachios but #$#% are they expensive for literally no reason
— @r_c_a_l_l_r_y — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 12:21 am
My manager is such a useless person... Work harder, idiot!
— @N_e_l_B_T — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 12:11 am
@$%# is so bad i had to ask my manager to let me have a day off tomorrow to my @$%# together. wtf.
— @p_r_c_i_l_ — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 11:59 pm
MY BOSS JUST TEXTED ME AND TOLD ME I ONLY HAVE TO WORK 10:30-3:30 INSTEAD OF 8-3:30 TOMORROW BC SHE KNOWS I FEEL LIKE *#$# AMAZINF
— @j_k_g_l_e_h_l_ — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 11:46 pm
"Same Gucci %$%$*, different day" -my boss when I told him I gave myself a black eye with a bottle of wine.
— @V_o_e_L_t_l_ — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 11:46 pm
Idk kinda regret adding my boss on snap now where am I supposed to post my #%$* show adventures
— @k_s_h_ — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 11:42 pm
$#[email protected] it I'll try out to be a boss let me just tell my boss I want to be promoted
— @J_c_i_A_5_2_2_7 — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 11:26 pm
My manager stays doing shady [email protected][email protected] and wonders why her store is going into the ground lol
— @p_s_7_ — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 11:12 pm
My boss literally knit picks everything i do and that @%$# is starting to get on my last nerve.
— @o_i_a_r_ — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 11:02 pm
Lol i be talking hella #$*@ to my boss.
— @k_h_d_ — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 10:57 pm
Quitting my job irrationally bc my boss was a #%$%# was the most liberating thing, but I need some income and a job I like soon lmaooo.
— @l_l_h_o_a_k — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 10:55 pm
Really thinking about cussing one of my managers out.. and stepping on him with my big @%@ foot
— @__C_l_C_e_t_r — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 10:49 pm
@_______ Idk what the @#@% I'd do if my boss showed up to my house like those worlds are very separate
— @D_l_a_T_l_e_1_ — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 10:37 pm
I hate that my boss is my friend !!!
— @n_r_d_l_l_x_ — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 10:10 pm
I swear I really wanna throat kick the %$%* outta my manager.
— @M_r_a_M_z_ — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 10:03 pm
I HATE MY BOSS SO MUCH THIS IS A WIN
— @b_o_m_h_n_m_n — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 9:57 pm
Watching my manager get yelled and cursed at then turn around like nothing was just said is the funniest %*%*.
— @P_r_r_u_s_a — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 9:55 pm
i basically babysit my bosses son and i do his homework for him while on the job.. where the %*@* my tip and extra pay at for this *$#@
— @f_i_h_d_d — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 9:51 pm
working from home... makes me hate my supervisors at this job ya... JAH KNOW
— @s_o_l_o_i___ — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 9:51 pm
@_______ I hate blue. My boss gave me a new BLUE inbox & I bought a can of chartreuse spray paint.
— @m_m_c_s_l_ — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 9:45 pm
My supervisor gone tell me to tighten up @%#$# you tighten up tf
— @__a_a_s_a_a_a — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 9:38 pm
@_______ I was sending dumb gifs to my boss
— @b_o_e_b_o_h_m — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 9:37 pm
I really have to cry bcuz my boss and I just had a MEAN %$* heart to heart
— @W_n_e_K_v_ — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 9:19 pm
I love my new job because my boss is the nicest human and my boss at DG was THE biggest #$#@$. @*@$ that place
— @h_n_a_u_u_a_i — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 9:18 pm
My manager at Newport Grill is wearing an oversized sweater to work on a Friday night. What in the actual #*#* lady. This is fine dining.
— @f_m_l_o_g_n_s_ — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 9:08 pm
Well guys... I got fired for speaking up to my manager today... that fat $%*@ing %#@%@
— @L_i___a_L_w — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 9:06 pm
This week been nuts without my boss. And I got another week of this *#$%.
— @l_n_t_r_l_a_ — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 9:04 pm
To the lady that made me have a mental breakdown at work during a rush and infront of my boss @%*@ you
— @k_t_u_o_o___h_n — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 9:02 pm
Apparently my boss has been texting me but like.... Sending it to my Gmail............ So obv I haven't gotten $*#*
— @p_r_g_r_i_ — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 8:46 pm
hmm just lied my %@% off to my boss and got tomorrow off but now she talkin about a doctors note ... what should i do LMAO
— @v_n_s_4_ — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 8:44 pm
Currently pacing in my room mumbling to myself all the things that would've shut my manager's pug lookin' $%# up.
— @A_r_n_o_W_n_e_1 — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 8:34 pm
my supervisor is one evil $%$#% but we gone see who has the last laugh
— @L_A_h_s_ — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 8:28 pm
%$%# my manager
— @B_o_e_s_b_e — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 8:18 pm
can my manager plz stop trying to set me up with random [email protected]* dudes???
— @i_s_e_i_a_e_h_ — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 8:17 pm
why i come in and my boss talking to me all friendly and %#*#.....
— @q_t_s_s_ — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 8:13 pm
i have hella issues with authority, because i'm perpetually anxious as hell that my boss is mad at me & going to fire me any moment
— @j_s_i_a_o_k_d — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 8:11 pm
I think I should keep a Log of people I hate Wait there is just one entry My Boss
— @m_h_r_7 — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 8:06 pm
My boss gave my the weekend off you already know what the $%@$ is going on
— @d_n_t_s_4 — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 8:05 pm
if i worked at starbucks and my boss was mad at me also working
— @h_u_d_e_o_k_ — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 8:02 pm
My boss loves me. I just hate I won't be able to go to work for a while
— @N_i_S_a_e_e — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 8:01 pm
Why tf is my manager texting me at this time asking me to come to work tomorrow.... ahh #[email protected]$ that.
— @b_o_s_u_ — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 7:56 pm
My manager is gonna lie to/scam the wrong customer one day and it's gonna bite her #@$. I would love to see it.
— @E_d_x_r_z — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 7:45 pm
y'all how my boss gonna get mad at ME for the store not being swept well last night when i wasnt even here???
— @j_k___u_n_ — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 7:43 pm
if i die in this hotel room just tell my boss im mad i didnt die in one w a jacuzzi tub
— @m_n_m_i_j_s_s_ — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 7:42 pm
my managers are dead *@# rude asf
— @j_d_r_m_i — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 7:34 pm
My manager can kiss my %@* bro
— @s_u_y_z_y — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 7:30 pm
Damn my manager really sent home 2 people and now we get hella busy. Stupid %#*@$.
— @T_e_w_e_B_ — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 7:29 pm
My boss told me I reminded him of @_______ when I go crazy go stupid at staff meetings. Never have I received a higher compliment
— @e_i___e_n — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 7:29 pm
Damn so somebody really came into the store took a @[email protected]# and threw it at my manager?? Tough.....
— @F_v_d_ — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 7:13 pm
My boss just gave me an edible like wtf we still got 2 hours in this *$%#% lmao chiillll
— @l_v_e_b_i_ — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 7:09 pm
I hate my job so much. My boss is such an @%@hole and I don't het paid enough for this #%$%.
— @A_s_i_R_i_1_ — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 7:03 pm
we didn't have that meeting today and honestly my boss should just drop it because @*#$ will be said that no one can come back from
— @t_o_d_n_l_s — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 6:57 pm
im about to get my *$% clobbered by my boss bc i lost my food handlers license and they asked for me to bring it in today
— @c_l_c_i__ — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 6:54 pm
hi hello I hate the way one of my managers speaks to me sometimes
— @A_a_a_a_i_h — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 6:51 pm
@_______ What the *%#%. I'd be so mad if my boss sent around a survey asking if I specifically should be replaced...
— @M_t_S_d_r — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 6:50 pm
@_______ stop showing up at my job my boss is getting mad
— @a_a_c_h_c_ — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 6:46 pm
We just took a shot of tequila on the clock for my boss 40th birthday and that $#[email protected] got me hot.
— @__h_b_y_A_E — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 6:43 pm
My supervisor said I don't have alot of work.................oh okay..............my bad I only do this #$*$ every @*#$en day
— @D_a_a_o_i_u_2_ — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 6:42 pm
how do i tell my boss my schedule is #*%#ing terrible and i hate it without actually saying that cause i have no patience left lol
— @y_n_f_o_ — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 6:38 pm
My boss is here and I'm out of dress code...*$%#
— @n_t_r_o_s_l_ — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 6:31 pm
%#%@$ SOMEBODY TRIED %*#@ING STEALING AMD MY MANAGER FOUGHT THEM IMSTYITNFMDB
— @l_v_i_o_k_e — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 6:28 pm
This man is @%*$#ing about his ex wife to my manager..... WHO THE %*%@ CARES
— @S_e___h_l_s — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 6:25 pm
My manager tonight is a *#$%ing idiot
— @l_l_y_a_h — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 6:23 pm
have to work tomorrow because my bosses are pieces of *[email protected]*
— @9_e_r_t_t_p_ — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 6:22 pm
@_______ @_______ I need this for work - my boss will hate it ;)
— @T_u_h_d_r_i_t — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 6:13 pm
Yo my manager is on another one today, she mad about all kinds of petty #$#*. Hot damn, thank god i have the weekend off.
— @s_i_t_i_a_e — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 6:10 pm
How do I tell my boss that I had a really hot sex dream about him, and now I want to %@*% him. Should I maybe not say anything?
— @i_s_r_s_i_a_k — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 6:09 pm
i told my boss's godson that i was living life like it's my midlife crisis because i was hoping to die by 38 & he laughed. i hate myself.
— @l_z_z__ — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 6:02 pm
@_______ @_______ One of my managers lost a g the other week bro, *[email protected]% was craxy
— @N_r_m_s_9 — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 6:00 pm
@_______ @_______ oh *#*@ my boss is white. oooh noooo i cant trust myself now *#*@ i hate myself
— @r_y_a_b_a_5 — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 5:56 pm
@_______ IDK man, if I talk %*#@ about my boss I'd expect to be fired as well.
— @H_p_y_a_d_i_h — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 5:56 pm
i have so much work to do this weekend and my boss has put me on for two extra hours on sunday....i hate this
— @m_t_t_I_s — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 5:52 pm
My manager will tell u the same damn thing i told u %*%*% %[email protected]
— @c_f_e_b_b___8 — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 5:48 pm
rELEASED NA YUNG KANTA NI DOJA CAT SA BIRDS OF PREY SHES MY BOSS *%#@$
— @R_m_n_r_0_1 — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 5:46 pm
My Manager be wantin to get the dog *#[email protected] slapped outta her.
— @__t_C_j — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 5:44 pm
And I looked my manager JAMES in his eyes and called him a #$%@# right after he said good luck
— @e_w_n_a_a_a — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 5:42 pm
So.... how is this breaking news. My boss came to me and said I suck and he fired me on the spot. Soo. So so. Noone gives a #$%$.
— @D_v_d_M_r_i_1_ — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 5:33 pm
My manager really about to get his *#* beat on this fine Friday evening:)
— @W_s_o_8_7_7_4_ — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 5:29 pm
My boss let me try half of her sushi burrito and wow that #%#@ smacks
— @M_o_M_n_A_E_ — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 5:29 pm
how the @*@$ my boss gonna open my message and not reply lmfao ok
— @l_n_s_o — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 5:22 pm
My supervisor do be talking real #%*% tho
— @__r_n_l_I_I_I — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 5:19 pm
I hope my boss go out and get drunk tn so his [email protected]* not on my line all night long
— @V_n_e_o_o_h_e_ — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 5:18 pm
My boss is so *#$#ing stupid and useless but anyways HARRY IVE MISSED HER
— @c_n_o_a_b_m — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 5:18 pm
I HATE the person I am when my boss comes to my desk.
— @m_t_k_o_o_ — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 5:17 pm
@_______ Sorry, the moment my boss threatens me, I am outta there and reporting his @*#
— @T_r_i_u_2_8_0_0 — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 5:15 pm
WHY THE #%#@ MY BOSS AINT SEND ME THE #%#@ HOME???? JESUS #%#@ING CHRIST!!!!
— @S_k_r_e_d_ — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 5:08 pm
everytime I request time off for vacation my manager seems to forget I put vacation in months ago - I gotta start being a trash %#* employee
— @K_s_e_a_i_ — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 5:00 pm
My supervisor tried to hit me w that buddy buddy @$#@ and I lunch tray smack that @$#@ out their hands
— @a_e_t_r_o_z_l_z — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 4:56 pm
My managers are dead $#@ having a fight about how they wipe their $#@es
— @e_m_x_a_e_ — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 4:56 pm
Almost texted my boss "me hungy" lmao @#%#
— @__e_d_w — Fri., Jan. 24, 2020 @ 4:51 pm
Last Updated Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 1:30 am

People Who Are Drunk/Hungover

very drunk, would not recommend
— @s_p_i_e_a_h — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 1:29 am
Im so drunk
— @c_r_o_r_8_5_9_7 — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 1:28 am
IM SO DRUNK AT STINEWALL
— @t_x_c_o_t_a_h — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 1:27 am
My girl bout to get me so drunk
— @J_s_2_4 — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 1:26 am
Am drunk and just told my boyfriends friend my life story oh no
— @m_r_r_o_e_ — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 1:25 am
@_______ I'm drunk rn so maybe there is
— @b_n_l_n_ — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 1:25 am
I am SO DRUNK
— @H_r_e_A_e_e_t_r — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 1:25 am
I am drunk lmao
— @X_i_n_i_l_ — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 1:24 am
guys! im drunk!
— @G_v_h_ — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 1:24 am
anyways im drunk LOL
— @s_c_b_u_e_a — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 1:24 am
i might even email you when im drunk HAHAH
— @K_y_l_n_e_d — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 1:23 am
im drunk and it feels good
— @b_g_f_c_i_k_ — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 1:14 am
Just had the biggest tantrum at work because am hungover lol embarrassed
— @M_g_n_o_e_i_h_r — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 1:14 am
@_______ @_______ HeY iS iT Ok iF We TaKe YoUr ViDeO tHAt wE sHoUlD hAvE bEeN cOvErInG? iM sTiLl hUnGoVeR.
— @R_b_r_J_a_t_e_z — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 1:14 am
im drunk for no reason
— @C_y_t_n_r_g_i_e — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 1:13 am
One drunk in and im@_______ so drunk??
— @d_d_d___o — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 1:13 am
I'm drunk and bored
— @C_l_n_r___a_g — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 1:12 am
I am very drunk :~)
— @A_o_s_B_e — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 1:12 am
@_______ i'm drunk don't judge me
— @o_r_a_s_r_o — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 1:12 am
How did I get so drunk so fast
— @p_a_h_s_r_n_e_a — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 1:12 am
wtf i'm so drunk
— @j_h_o_i_r — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 1:12 am
the goal is to not get so drunk and stay up so late that i put AAA Powerline on repeat at full volume in my headphones and close my eyes
— @L_R_s_w_o_ — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 1:10 am
So drunk. I need a $*$*#
— @C_c___1 — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 1:09 am
even when I'm drunk I start a tweet and am like... ... ... ... hm... ... uhhhm ... ... well... ... ... ... ... nahhhhhhhhhh
— @n_h_h_n_y_ — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 1:09 am
@_______ I'M DRUNK IN THE BACK OF THE CAR
— @y_u_r_m_g_o_t — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 1:09 am
Ok im turning my phone off I just be snapping when im drunk
— @L_f_A_C_e_ — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 1:08 am
WHY AM I SUPER EMOTIONAL WHEN IM DRUNK
— @c_n_i_2_x_ — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 1:08 am
I said I was never drinking again.. and here I am.. drunk
— @b_y_e_t_n_k_n — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 1:08 am
Chile I done went to the bar and got drunk and walked tf home, im drunk but not irresponsible
— @f_a_a_o_d_s_ — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 1:08 am
LMAO SHE'S SO DRUNK SHES GETTING SAD CAUSE I SAID I WAS SLEEPING AT 1AM BUT IT'S 1:06AM AND IT'S GONNA RUIN MY SLEEP SCHEDULE
— @i_n_t_e_o_ — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 1:07 am
i am drunk
— @m_r_u_s_u_6_6 — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 1:07 am
look im drunk and all but b* i will knuck cos im buck dont touch my waist to get by me at a party b*!!
— @L_f_A_B_b_ — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 12:58 am
If I'm drunk two days In a row this weekend...dun be alarmed...i dun do this v often ><
— @d_l_e_t_a_ — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 12:58 am
coz on friday night i'm wasted
— @l_r_b__ — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 12:58 am
Really drunk nothing knew
— @b_c_x_x_x_ — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 12:57 am
I am drunk Jesus.
— @1_I_U_D_L_ — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 12:57 am
I'm drunk off this wine, ready to risk it all
— @B_i_n_a_e_i__ — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 12:57 am
@_______ @_______ well damn kanvy, now i'm drunk. How are you going to take responsibility?
— @s_i_a_a_a — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 12:56 am
update: im drunk at the beach
— @n_t_e_s_n — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 12:56 am
Im drunk its 1 in the morning and i gotta wake up at 600 to drive for about 3 hrs to pick up fools from the field -My LiFe
— @K_a_t_n_e_e_ — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 12:56 am
Im drunk ok
— @s_n_i_u_n_ — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 12:55 am
Fu k I'm drunk af fham
— @a_s_r_p_t_a_ — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 12:54 am
12/10 i am drunk
— @j_s_0__ — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 12:54 am
I'm drunk hi
— @n_p_y_w_ — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 12:54 am
@_______ Hmmm perhaps I AM drunk
— @P_d_i_u_e — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 12:53 am
im drunk alreafy
— @p_p_t_m_s_y — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 12:53 am
People really be drinking every night hungover every day piss drunk every night....what a life im jealous they can handle it
— @d_e_m_n_z_c_7 — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 12:53 am
You love me when I ain't sober, you love me when I'm hungover
— @F_c_M_r_o — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 12:53 am
I'm drunk and I need to say this: I %#[email protected]ing love Chris Evans
— @c_v_n_s_r_n_ — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 12:53 am
I am drunk. I want to talk my @*@% to you. But would you care?
— @N_o_e_A_i_ — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 12:52 am
Why does my tummy gotta hurt when I'm drunk cmon
— @s_r_d_r_n_ — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 12:52 am
i am so drunk once again (:
— @k_s_r_d — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 12:52 am
@_______ 8-4 because I'm drunk
— @D_v_n_e_k_1_ — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 12:52 am
Omg i'm drunk af
— @0_o_d_a_ — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 12:44 am
hapy bnithday im drunk xD
— @g_n_h_i_g_r_ — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 12:44 am
Hello I am drunk
— @i_s_a_b_e_x — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 12:44 am
stop i'm drunk.....
— @j_l_e_ — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 12:44 am
lmaoooo anytime i call Jai i am drunk!
— @h_i_h_g_e_ — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 12:44 am
Im so drunk
— @h_n_y_e_t_2_ — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 12:43 am
Consumed so much high caffeine stuff, i think im drunk or high off it... #Grind
— @__u_t___1 — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 12:43 am
im drunk at this bar and i met this gay girl with blue hair, ive dreamed of this my whole life
— @j_n_a_f_h_r — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 12:42 am
Im drunk and I want to party. Period
— @m_n_y_u_y — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 12:42 am
Im drunk
— @b_m_r_e_l_0_ — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 12:41 am
am drunk again
— @t_d_m_r_o_s_j_ — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 12:41 am
I'm drunk ok.
— @L_x_m_t_0_ — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 12:41 am
IM DRUNK & I NEED MY EARLOBES RUBBED.
— @G_u_i_i_L — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 12:41 am
I'm so drunk that I can't tell which twitters are real people and which are bots.
— @s_e_t_a_f_s_b_i — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 12:40 am
lol im drunk
— @i_a_a_i_a_a_a — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 12:40 am
hi twitter am drunk say your truths
— @l_v_a_p_r — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 12:40 am
So drunk bruh
— @b_m_3_2_6_3 — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 12:40 am
@_______ IM DRUNK IN THE BACK OF THE CAR
— @k_w_n_a_t_r_l_w — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 12:39 am
*$*#*s really think the $#*# they doin is okay. But im drunk. Ask me when im sober lmao
— @M_y_e_y_ — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 12:39 am
why did they get me so drunk I need to go innnnn
— @__k_n_j_a — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 12:39 am
@_______ I'm drunk. I double tapped this lol...but yes its loud
— @M___9_S — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 12:38 am
I lose all sense of being able to lie to people after I am drunk or after 1am.
— @b_a_d_d_o_o_a_o — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 12:38 am
im drunk and mae got me weakkkkk
— @c_r_e_n_3_ — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 12:29 am
@_______ place, $*#$. now u know im drunk
— @p_a_f_o_h_ — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 12:29 am
the amount of unintentional flirting i do when im drunk needs to stop
— @d_l_c_t___w_f_ — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 12:29 am
You know what I love my friends so much esp those that stay w me when im drunk
— @J_e_l_g_l_x_ — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 12:29 am
Travis Scott - Marla I'm Drunk
— @t_u_e_C_O_ — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 12:28 am
Maria help I'm drunk
— @f_r_a_e_1_0 — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 12:27 am
Now, I don't exercise often as I should, but once a quarter I get really drunk and go downtown and then walk an hour home
— @g_s_o___a_i_n — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 12:27 am
Tell Me Why This #%@%# Is So Drunk He All Up In My Face Like Damn #%@%# Give Me Some Personal Space
— @Q_e_n_o_i_u_2_ — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 12:27 am
im drunk and crying to my friends abt tallstars revenge.......im gay and stupid
— @t_l_t_i_ — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 12:27 am
WHY THE @*#$ IS SALEM TACO BRLL NEVER OPEN IM DRUNK I NEED THIS RN IT TOOK ME LIKE 10 MINS TO EVEN TYPE THIS CORRECTLY WTF!!!!!!!
— @c_t_a_l_n_ — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 12:26 am
@_______ IM DRUNK IN THE BACK OF THE CAR AND I CRIED LIKE A BABY COMING FROM THE BAR
— @d_r_i_g_h_b_t — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 12:26 am
Girl, I am drunk and feeling very secure in my choices. Love it. Lol
— @c_r_l_i_m_X — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 12:26 am
@_______ @_______ @_______ Maybe I'm drunk but I'm not opposed to this idea.
— @g_u_p___r_m_2 — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 12:26 am
I'm drunk. Halp.
— @S_r_c_l_V_c_o_ — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 12:25 am
im drunk in a bar with doggies i love orlando
— @r_b_c_n_ — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 12:25 am
EW IM SO DRUNK ITZ GROSS
— @M_n_d_P_n_i — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 12:24 am
@_______ That's 197 people to talk to, god you should have been really drunk.
— @i_s_a_m_s_t_q — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 12:24 am
Yeah I'm drunk so what
— @M_d_T_t — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 12:24 am
@_______ I am drunk and just left a Tech n9ne concert so we gucci belt
— @K_n_S_d_P_p — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 12:24 am
Im so drunk ion even know where my pockets at.
— @S_f_h_u_e_a_i — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 12:23 am
happy birthday to ME! i am drunk
— @m_r_x_n_ — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 12:23 am
I love talking about my traumatic childhood when I'm drunk apparently @_______ make it stop pls
— @x_a_d_g_r_x — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 12:23 am
im drunk, i want spotify to play teenagers mcr but it only plays war and peace musical
— @G_W_l_e_T_e_3_h — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 12:13 am
IM DRUNK
— @__o_t_i_e_a_e — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 12:12 am
confession . im drunk
— @r_a_g_i_t_ — Sat., Jan. 25, 2020 @ 12:12 am
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