Incriminating Twitter - andryou

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People Who May Lose A Job Soon

im so tired lately i called my boss today to tell him i wasnt going to work because guess what IM ALSO SICK AS $#@* and i feel like %@#*
— @s_f_r_t_p_u — Tue., Apr. 23, 2019 @ 12:19 am
Why the %$%$ did my boss send me a WhatsApp message at 11:30 pm? These new age employers have no boundaries.
— @L_m_d_B_b_A_a_a — Tue., Apr. 23, 2019 @ 12:17 am
sending my manager game of thrones tweets i better get a raise for this @#$*
— @k_n_u_ — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 11:20 pm
Please score one more run, my boss at the taco shell agency is really on my $#@ about the Q2 numbers
— @r_c_i_s_S_o_n_r — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 11:11 pm
I @$#% with my supervisor, she knew i was @$#%ed up & she let me sleep
— @P_y_e_l_z_e — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 10:41 pm
I sobbed so @%[email protected]ing hard in front of my boss I wanna die
— @s_a_e_f_a_c_o_ — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 10:36 pm
this *@$#ing *$*@# really is threatening my life to my boss because I told him to stop using racial slurs
— @c_r_c_n — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 10:35 pm
This girl tried to complain about me and all me and my manager did was talk about how much of a *@$%* she was lmaoo
— @u_a_a_ — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 10:33 pm
So my manager calls one of the other department managers a homo on the floor as a joke. You know, around customers and *$%@. Classy.
— @A_e_t_1 — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 10:32 pm
"I don't feel like sending memes to my manager anymore" 2 seconds later "#%@*! I NEED A MEME TO SEND TO MY MANAGER"
— @S_n_a_i_ — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 10:21 pm
My boss and I are hard up beefing we either love each other or hate each other no in between
— @s_u_h_e_t_i_u_ — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 10:13 pm
Man %$#* my boss and work is what i say before i go out every night but regret that #%#@ in the am
— @P_o_n_a_ — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 9:56 pm
@_______ bruh he eating. & i know my manager gon be mad. i just want ONE *%*$ING FLICK.
— @r_e_s_a_x_ — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 9:53 pm
hahahahah i hate my boss so much.
— @k_k_i_s_2_ — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 9:53 pm
i hate my boss
— @t_c_o_h_r_p_e_ — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 9:52 pm
My manager can take stupid all he want but this is my lasstttttttt weekend working
— @S_p_e_b_r_o_e__ — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 9:50 pm
My boss pissed me off so bad today i bout said fck my job and rocked his #*@# smdh
— @__C_u_t_e_R_e — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 9:31 pm
My bosses know I do jack %$%# at work but keep me around so they can meet the racial quota
— @n_t_e_l_y_r_a_n — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 9:18 pm
@_______ @_______ @_______ That Moroso kid is as stupid as my boss Tony's kid AJ. Probably got fired from Blockbuster.
— @S_D_i_g — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 9:13 pm
Be a shame if my supervisor made me hate my job, despite how much I love COSTCO smh. I never complain about work either
— @n_t_v_c_l_ — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 9:12 pm
hi i hate one of my managers with a burning [email protected]#*ing passion
— @S_l_N_S_G_ — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 9:05 pm
I tell my bosses "I try" and they all correct me by saying "You DO. You get #*%# DONE."
— @j_m_m_y_e_r_ — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 8:52 pm
@_______ @$%* your manager & my manager
— @__n_e_i_u_e_ — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 8:35 pm
lmao today my manager pissed me off enough to get my @*@ to bring a resume to three places before I went in for my shift
— @e_i_i_a_x — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 8:28 pm
If my boss gives me any type of attitude when I get back the store imma cuss his [email protected]$ out
— @v_r_n_c_l_l_a — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 8:13 pm
@_______ @_______ I never asked for it, I just #@#$ my boss for a raise when I need one. Thanks for stopping by
— @N_t_o_a_A_e_e — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 8:12 pm
The best part about working a minimum wage job is I can tell my boss to suck my %#@ and he laughs instead of freaking out.
— @C_r_s_a_l_c_ — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 7:49 pm
i have to low-key confront my boss about his communication style this week & I'd rather [email protected]#%ing die
— @m_s_n_r_w_t_h — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 7:43 pm
im seriously so @$%#in pissed why cant my boss just @$%#in schedule $%$# correctly
— @r_d_i_u_e_o_ — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 7:38 pm
Well my manager just made me feel like *@[email protected] and made me cry at work this is awesome and not embarrassing at all
— @s_p_e_e_n_p_t — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 7:21 pm
My manager also seems to have a healthy, full-grown oak tree deeply rooted in her #$% today
— @c_p_c_c_ — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 7:20 pm
@_______ My boss gets more mad when I apologize
— @l_v_n_e_p_d_i_ — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 7:11 pm
my boss is mad at ME because my coworker called off?? huh????
— @w_o_p_h_r_e_ — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 6:35 pm
the receptionists and my boss want me to answer phones more but literally there's. nothing id hate more. i will Not,thank u
— @r_s_r_r_y_ — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 6:31 pm
k this day went from great to garbage becuz my boss is @#*@ at his job
— @r_d_i_u_e_o_ — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 6:23 pm
hearing my boss cuss be the funniest %$*% ever
— @a_i_a_c_e — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 6:09 pm
I always complain about doubling so much but I would hate for my managers to take them away
— @c_l___3 — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 6:05 pm
This $*$*$ at my job got tarrets cuh be randomly saying crazy *$#$ I wish I had that *$#$ not foreal but just to cuss my boss out and *$#$.
— @D_o_s_a_k_5 — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 5:51 pm
One of my bosses be giving me that tough love %@%# and keeps my %@% on check and I am grateful for that
— @V_d_i_a_n_h_R_x — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 5:38 pm
Bro I really hate calling off bc my managers b really stressing me out n making me feel guilty about calling off
— @__u_l_a_0_ — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 5:37 pm
I'm %#@uming my supervisor wants me to beat her %#@.
— @c_c_c_a_i_s_e_e — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 5:34 pm
Looked at my managers phone and saw him texting talking @%$# about my bff and I. We can take this outside my guy jk
— @e_p_n_o_e_p_r_4 — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 5:24 pm
I had no choice but to call out and my manager sounded pressed @#$#
— @C_c_i_e_a_i — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 5:18 pm
I told my manager I quit and she said get my %*# back here and stop playing lmao .
— @n_x_i_o — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 5:06 pm
@_______ BROOO IM BIG MAD I DID THIS IN FRONT OF MY BOSSES HAHAHAHAH
— @__a_d_s — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 5:05 pm
Hate how my computer screen can be seen by everyone (my boss) behind me. Let me not-work in peace, people.
— @h_1_2_9_ — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 4:49 pm
I %#%$ w my boss more than I %#%$ with half of you, #ZeNeto
— @f_a_s_6 — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 4:40 pm
Oh hey, my boss is here. I bet they're gonna let me go or some @#$%. Let's see what happens.
— @M_L_n_ — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 4:40 pm
@_______ I feel you, i look dumb af. i asked my boss if i could retake it and he said no lol
— @2_j_z — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 4:39 pm
My manager a cowboys fan. He been talking #*#@ since the schedule came out
— @a___h_a_y — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 4:39 pm
My boss just kinda *%$%ed with me and I'm mad
— @T_a_i_M_a_t_ — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 4:35 pm
@_______ Bro, if I was asleep when my shift starts at 8, my boss would fire my *[email protected]
— @J_e_e_a_y_ — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 4:29 pm
@_______ "$%#@, man, my boss is really riding my #$*. I'm on pace for thirty hours this week."
— @h_r_c_e_p_e_ — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 4:22 pm
omm my manager boutta get his %#$ whopped
— @w_o_v_n_i — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 4:20 pm
my manager does not give a $*$% if I cut myself or get blood into the blender when making avocado smoothies
— @m_n_y_s — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 4:14 pm
I could die and my manager would get an ouija board, just to ask if I got someone to cover my shift
— @A_u_s_C_l_e_K_ — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 4:13 pm
@_______ My boss would be v mad at me
— @B_b_B_t_ — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 4:12 pm
My Boss deadass *@$% with me crazy.... Beloved was like you tryna to leave early but still get the full day pay. #RealMVP
— @t_e_r_g_t_i_g — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 4:11 pm
I literally can't stand my manager... racist or not, I hate working for chiney people. Get me annoyed real fast
— @p_e_t_m_j_r_ — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 4:08 pm
Something about hearing my manager yell block that %#%@% at my problems made my entire day
— @d_o_l_d_z_ — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 4:05 pm
i left my job to go get dunkin and neither my boss nor my coworkers noticed i left, tbh im getting paid to sit on my [email protected]$ and check twitter
— @t_o_b_a_e_ — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 4:03 pm
I feel hecka bad that my managers have to deal with my annoying *@#..
— @F_k_F_r_ — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 3:52 pm
Nobody: My boss: I got #%*$ faced yesterday
— @s_r_n_n__ — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 3:50 pm
hanging out with my boss yell %@*% so loud over the phone before in my life it was so funny
— @A_l_a___b_o_s — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 3:49 pm
My boss being a pain in the @$% for not buying a laser distance measurer like that @%#@ would cut my time by 30 minutes
— @d_l_y_u_ — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 3:39 pm
"Old guy like me kicking your *#* would be nice right?" Yeahhh my boss on radioactive CRACK
— @7_r_v_e — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 3:26 pm
My manager said i have a nice butt and tapped my $%$ so i guess those two weeks of no %@%cing with her boyfriend are getting to her
— @a_f___ — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 3:09 pm
Lmaoo so i got till 4 to tell my manager about my 2 week notice but idk why my #@#%$ #%# scared :/
— @j_z_a_g_l — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 3:06 pm
I swear my manager be acting dumb as @$%$ sometimes
— @x_l_a_x_x — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 3:05 pm
I really be saying the wildest %#%@ to my boss like it amazes me that she still takes me seriously
— @__t_n_a_ — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 2:54 pm
After working for my manager, for over a year, we got into our first heated argument. Honestly, the $*$#$ @$*@ing pissed me off...
— @O_t_a_a_i_n — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 2:48 pm
if my boss asks me to come in tomorrow i might actually die
— @h_r_h_o_s — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 2:45 pm
My manager is such a useless person... Work harder, idiot!
— @N_e_l_B_T — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 2:41 pm
my manager is making a %#%*% feel like #[email protected]% whew :/
— @l_l_e_a — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 2:40 pm
My manager keeps saying "Get Kenneth to help you" with the same tone as "go $#%$ yourself"
— @d_i_v_ — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 2:29 pm
%#%@ I regret not clocking my boss in the face before his %$% got fired today, what a piece of @%@% that guy is
— @N_t_r_o_s_P_c_s — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 2:28 pm
@_______ Dude it was literally the dumbest %#*$. My manager was so pissed and annoyed
— @E_i_D_0_1 — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 2:27 pm
I'm on my boss @*@*. I do my own @*@*, @$#@ all them *@[email protected]%s I used to roll with.
— @e_y_e_t_a_a — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 1:59 pm
Ion really like my boss and people be kissing tf out his %$%
— @R_N_S_y — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 1:56 pm
I hate how my boss always has me looking like the %@*$# instead of him putting his big boy panties on doing his job
— @a_o_k_l_u_h — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 1:55 pm
*$#% my manager just told me i could get acrylics...... dam back to the drawing board abt my nails
— @g_o_i_s_a_ — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 1:52 pm
me at work: are there any customers left my boss: no this #$*@% empty YEEEET!!!
— @n_c_o_e_r_a_t_3 — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 1:51 pm
@_______ @_______ My boss is the latter and I hate it.
— @c_e_o_s_e_ — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 1:44 pm
@_______ @_______ Lmao. I'm annoyed. Because unlike you guys, I actually like my manager. He just does so many stupid things.
— @D_n_e_n_e_e — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 1:42 pm
My manager dumb asf.
— @B_l_v_d__ — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 1:40 pm
@_______ my boss @$*%#!!!! i love you
— @T_e_t_n_F_r_a_ — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 1:31 pm
My boss is like actually mad that I left without saying goodbye to hiM lMAO I feel bad wtf
— @e_b_a_t_a — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 1:28 pm
My boss is obsessed with Thai food. So here I am eating Thai for like the millionth time and I wanna die a little
— @S_a_r_n_ — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 1:17 pm
Feel like *$#$ mentally. Too nervous to ask my boss if I can work from home today.
— @s_u_m_ — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 12:57 pm
omw to swim across the atlantic ocean and beat my bosses *%$ until she tells me if i still have the job or not
— @n_m_o_o_I_b_ — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 12:55 pm
@_______ Facts!!! My supervisor a hoe [email protected]$ #$#@#, he be out 30% of the year but then be telling us watch our pto
— @W_D_I_3 — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 12:51 pm
wow I COME INTO WORK WITH A VINTAGE DRESS & MY BOSS SAID I LOOK LIKE I'm GOING TO CHURCH *%#$*
— @B_e_n_a_o_a_a — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 12:49 pm
Last Updated Tue., Apr. 23, 2019 @ 12:45 am

People Who Are Drunk/Hungover

Oo so im DRUNK drunk
— @I_i_____ — Tue., Apr. 23, 2019 @ 12:43 am
weekend itll take ur saturday 253pm sonja sits hungover stream live now its a rollercoaster today okkk?
— @o_g_t_f_x_b_t — Tue., Apr. 23, 2019 @ 12:43 am
Im drunk
— @H_y_r_w_r_w_w — Tue., Apr. 23, 2019 @ 12:37 am
@_______ 3-5 hours. Shorter if someone is hungover. Adulthood is a roller-coaster in that regard.
— @a_e___a_t_o — Tue., Apr. 23, 2019 @ 12:36 am
@_______ Yasss! You must feel amazing! Be careful drinking. When I finished my undergrad thesis, I got so drunk I threw up. Haha
— @b_u_o_e_n_5_ — Tue., Apr. 23, 2019 @ 12:36 am
I can change your mind, turn it all around. I know that I'm drunk
— @p_k_h_ — Tue., Apr. 23, 2019 @ 12:36 am
Maria I'm drunk
— @l_k_a_o_ — Tue., Apr. 23, 2019 @ 12:35 am
gahd i'm wasted.
— @K_v_d_s — Tue., Apr. 23, 2019 @ 12:33 am
@_______ @_______ @_______ @_______ I like the hungover ones! :P
— @R_s_l_a_4_ — Tue., Apr. 23, 2019 @ 12:32 am
hungover
— @j_e_i_o_6 — Tue., Apr. 23, 2019 @ 12:29 am
I'm so hungover and I have a meeting with my professor in two hours
— @j_y_s_d_e_s — Tue., Apr. 23, 2019 @ 12:27 am
So im drunk
— @X_x_a_e_ — Tue., Apr. 23, 2019 @ 12:27 am
@_______ Jazz is so trashed, imo
— @T_o_o_o — Tue., Apr. 23, 2019 @ 12:26 am
@_______ Farmer Im drunk but still noti gang out here
— @F_c_o_f_p_1 — Tue., Apr. 23, 2019 @ 12:26 am
I'm drunk in your gesture #BBMAsTopSocial EXO @_______
— @K_m_a_i_9_3_5_9 — Tue., Apr. 23, 2019 @ 12:25 am
@_______ @_______ Hehehe I was too hungover -.-
— @c_e_n_c_e_ — Tue., Apr. 23, 2019 @ 12:21 am
When Miley Cyrus is naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'music'... but when I do it, I'm 'wasted' and 'have to leave Home Depot'
— @A_s_i_i_m — Tue., Apr. 23, 2019 @ 12:19 am
@_______ go ahead till you've got sore yes, I am, drunk with your happiness
— @j_a_d_i_ — Tue., Apr. 23, 2019 @ 12:17 am
You ever been so drunk you might @#%$ around and text your ex? Ya, me neither
— @m_r_s_a_t_b_e_t — Tue., Apr. 23, 2019 @ 12:16 am
@_______ @_______ It looks like I'm doing yoga when I'm drunk just to walk properly
— @N_d_a_a_l_y — Tue., Apr. 23, 2019 @ 12:15 am
I'm drunk drunk at work and have to be back here in the morning.. someone bring me a blanket I'm just gonna sleep here
— @__T_r_g_t — Tue., Apr. 23, 2019 @ 12:13 am
magnets is so drunk
— @h_t_s_i_ — Tue., Apr. 23, 2019 @ 12:11 am
@_______ Y'all really wasted some money promoting this into my TL
— @W_t_N_E — Tue., Apr. 23, 2019 @ 12:11 am
@_______ Honestly that woman could have taken care of herself that guy was so drunk
— @B_g_h_r_6_ — Tue., Apr. 23, 2019 @ 12:10 am
i feel okay when i'm drunk and not bothered, but when the drink dries somehow i'm still drowning.
— @m_r_o_a_r_a_a — Tue., Apr. 23, 2019 @ 12:09 am
I am so drunk
— @G_o_S_r_h — Tue., Apr. 23, 2019 @ 12:09 am
right now chris is either crying or very drunk or both
— @m_u_a_e — Tue., Apr. 23, 2019 @ 12:07 am
I'm so drunk hello
— @a_y_c_d_n_s_y — Tue., Apr. 23, 2019 @ 12:07 am
@_______ I'm drunk and everyone wants to unfollow?? Kk I'm not following you sorry hineyyy
— @C_c_l_P_f_ — Tue., Apr. 23, 2019 @ 12:06 am
@_______ DEAD IM DRUNK AND ILLITERATE
— @p_p_e_o_i_a_ — Tue., Apr. 23, 2019 @ 12:05 am
Yuh, im drunk.
— @u_k_o_n_e_s_ — Tue., Apr. 23, 2019 @ 12:05 am
Guess I'll just cope by getting very drunk and doing spontaneous bullshit
— @0_9_b_s_0_9 — Tue., Apr. 23, 2019 @ 12:03 am
IM DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!
— @d_u_l_ — Tue., Apr. 23, 2019 @ 12:01 am
I am drunk
— @s_a_e_s_s — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 11:57 pm
I'm drunk right now lol
— @H_o_e_S_u_i_s — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 11:52 pm
James Harden can only play hungover. These Utah games are rough on him
— @Z_r_t_a_2_ — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 11:52 pm
One time I got really drunk at a party and spilled beer on some dudes dog and I started crying as I wiped the dog off bc I felt so bad
— @a_k_e_d_r_t_r_s — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 11:50 pm
only I go to the gym hungover...gotta get them gains
— @D_f_r_a_a_o_i_a — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 11:50 pm
tana mongeau i am very drunk and you are very hot
— @u_m_i_i — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 11:50 pm
Test Yall remember anything after getting really drunk ?
— @J_s_i_y_y_u_ — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 11:48 pm
Im drunk and honestly i have no friends — @s_d_o_s_y_s_u_f — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 11:48 pm
@_______ Lmao i got really drunk and had a decent time when i saw them. I barely remember, but saw some doom guys "dancing" to it
— @h_t_c_i_i_9_n_ — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 11:44 pm
im drunk
— @d_i_j_ — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 11:40 pm
i'm bout to get so drunk, idc!
— @r_d_n_h_x — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 11:39 pm
Im drunk but if you think about we kill innocent animals daily. Meaning insects
— @b_y_n_y_h — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 11:37 pm
Anyone wanna go live with me on IG? I'm drunk so I'm willing to talk *@$% about pretty much anything/anyone also I'm really ducking bored x
— @l_l_b_b_c_ — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 11:35 pm
@_______ @_______ Very drunk.
— @S_n_P_r_t_ — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 11:35 pm
Walking like im drunk
— @J_l_i_n_j_n_s__ — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 11:33 pm
ever been so hungover at work that you wanna cry lol
— @b_a_j_u_ — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 11:32 pm
@_______ @_______ You sound so very drunk
— @S_n_P_r_t_ — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 11:29 pm
So drunk wtf?
— @i_l_x_o_o — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 11:28 pm
Also am drunk, be horny at me please :3
— @M_t_s_u_f — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 11:27 pm
im drunk
— @d_i_e_m_c_i_e — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 11:25 pm
@_______ It is, I know people who have gotten DUIs because they were hungover.
— @a_t_n_d_a_b — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 11:24 pm
im tryna figure out if im drunk or just plain dumb
— @s_t_o_t_ — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 11:19 pm
@_______ Uhmm... yes? *sips tea*madly punches the follow button* Sorry I'm drunk of dionysus
— @a_s_m_l_a_f_y — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 11:17 pm
@_______ Hungover or new trend?
— @c_a_l_t_e_p_p_2 — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 11:17 pm
Yooo im so drunk
— @N_c_p_w_r_ — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 11:17 pm
@_______ @_______ *hungover
— @D_m_i_d_n_s_e — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 11:16 pm
@_______ @_______ Lol ment to say Jared. I'm drunk
— @g_r_g_n — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 11:12 pm
Im drunk asf
— @E_r_C_a_s_n_ — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 11:12 pm
@[email protected]*. i get pink everywhere when i'm drunk
— @a_j_r_v_r_o — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 11:12 pm
Why im drunk?
— @4_f_u_ — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 11:06 pm
@_______ WE'RE GETTING #%#%ING WASTED!! ~I have a habit of being @#$%y when I'm drunk so just make sure it's with my guy.~
— @A_R_d_a_t_B_t_h — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 11:06 pm
f you tweet "why did I get so drunk last night?"I may tweet you back asking "did someone force alcohol down your throat?"
— @d_l_v_t_x — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 11:05 pm
FINISH THIS. I CANNOT BE HUNGOVER TOMORROW. I HAVE TO HARDCORE EXCEL.
— @n_k_i_d_n_e_ — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 11:04 pm
Hungover you
— @F_a___e_r_t_r_n — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 11:04 pm
I'm quitting alcohol so drunk me stops making sober me acknowledge my feelings
— @h_p_u_l_y — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 11:03 pm
Game of Thrones really wasted my time on those first 2 episodes.
— @D_e_t_1_2 — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 11:02 pm
I'm so hungover.
— @g_y_t_2_e_o_k_ — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 11:01 pm
Went out with coworkers and got really drunk. Much regret. Thankfully I don't work until 2pm tomorrow.
— @k_t_o_f — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 10:59 pm
i'm drunk, i love you
— @n_c_l_a_r_n — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 10:59 pm
Pistons really wasted D Wade's playoff spot useless bums
— @o_m_n_H_G_E_3 — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 10:55 pm
I'm hungover now. I was enjoyed yesterday night.
— @f_k___e_7 — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 10:55 pm
@_______ I was very drunk too in so of those pictures!!!
— @k_l_m_1 — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 10:52 pm
Kyra wondering how Adam got so drunk. Anthony calls him a lightweight and feeds cut. #bbcan7
— @B_C_N_L_v_F_e_s — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 10:49 pm
Let's go Jazz! #*#$ yeah, Mormons! Idk...I'm drunk.
— @b_a_e_s_l_i_h_ — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 10:49 pm
yall ever been so drunk you felt the hangover coming on right after you finish drinking?
— @j_y_p_e_ — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 10:47 pm
can someone tell me where all you hungover ppl buy banana bags
— @S_e_r_a_o_e_ — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 10:47 pm
@_______ @_______ stfu im drunk
— @J_s_e_v_l_s_0 — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 10:47 pm
Bey what?! I am drunk.
— @x_A_o_a_y — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 10:45 pm
I'm drunk and thinking about how DKC2 has different death jingles for every main level theme and I LOVE that
— @G_l_g_W_k_ — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 10:45 pm
you think im drunk noooooooow im high as *%@*
— @f_l_p_k_m_f_ — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 10:44 pm
Some times when im drunk i DM frank ocean and ask him questions about songs.
— @__a_i_e_ — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 10:43 pm
@_______ "i feel like im hungover in a tavern missing the irish civil war" DANTE THIS IS SENDING ME
— @h_n_a_l_a_n — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 10:43 pm
@_______ @_______ Hungover?
— @L_z_w_r_ — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 10:41 pm
The House is VERY drunk! #bbcan7
— @Y_u_S_a_k_u_e — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 10:40 pm
@_______ @_______ Life IS easier cause I'm drunk
— @C_o_C_s_F_r_s — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 10:39 pm
How did I get so drunk ?
— @K_l_e_e_c_ — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 10:38 pm
@_______ chris evans is SO drunk in that im laughing
— @m_k_y_a_m_l_o — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 10:38 pm
WHAT is the kpop/classic rock twitter discourse i feel like im hungover in a tavern missing the irish civil war
— @t_m_a_I_s_ — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 10:37 pm
@_______ pls don't get drunk but prom hungover is valid just sleep
— @s_n_h_e_o_ — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 10:36 pm
self care is getting so drunk that you forget you hate yourself
— @s_2_l_ — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 10:32 pm
So I learned today that you actually can be hungover from just carbs
— @T_f_a_y_L_e_9 — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 10:32 pm
Im so drunk fml
— @__r_h_d — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 10:32 pm
It was a very drunk weekend and I just need some pedialyte
— @k_i_t_t_e_i_h — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 10:31 pm
I used to be love drunk, But now I'm hungover
— @x_n_A_O_ — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 10:31 pm
@_______ I'm really drunk!!
— @J_e_a_r_s_n_ — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 10:29 pm
last night i told a boy i don't get hungover and he got really shocked and said "how young are you?!?!"
— @m_k_n_s_n_e — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 10:26 pm
@_______ @_______ "I'm drunk!!! No regrets!!! Fergus I got the picture!!!"
— @S___e_r_e_S_y_ — Mon., Apr. 22, 2019 @ 10:24 pm
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