Incriminating Twitter - andryou

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People Who May Lose A Job Soon

Idk how but my boss somehow amassed the worst women in the galaxy into one place. God I hate these #@$#@es so much aside from like 4 of em.
— @__o_v_i_z_ — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 11:27 am
Last day at Starbucks and my manager makes me clean the grimy #*% mop bucket @ 7 am :/ thanks ig
— @s_c_u_i_h — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 11:18 am
My manager in this *[email protected][email protected] drunk as hell. Tombout he just need some coffee
— @k_n___k_t__ — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 11:16 am
@_______ it was so funny that sometimes my boss just starts laughing and just whispers '*@% hameron'
— @m_r_i_m_ — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 11:08 am
Me to my manager "You ready to kick today's #*@?!" Her "I'm ready to go home" LOL SAME.
— @c_m_y_i_b — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 10:59 am
A customer wanted to complain about my manager cos she was being rude and when she asked for her name I gladly gave it Cos I hate that $#@#$
— @c_y_o_e_s_ — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 10:54 am
My manager ask me literally everyday to come in early and stay late. I hate them.
— @j_t_f_u — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 10:44 am
OH GOD MY MANAGER MENTIONED THE INTERVIEW AND NOW IM SO NERVOUS *[email protected]* MAN I HATE BEING THE PHONE SO BAD
— @j_o_g_g_t_g_ — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 10:43 am
Me working the day of and the day after our work holiday party is a hate crime by my bosses
— @4_0_l_i_f_g_ — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 10:40 am
my boss touched my $*#%ing arm so many $*#%ing times im literally about to beat this *#$#$ up
— @l_g_c_c_ — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 10:06 am
How the $%$# is my manager 3 hours late with me going on a 12 hour shift with no one coming in till 2pm?!!!? IM $%$#ING PISSED.
— @a_n_e_m — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 10:04 am
I just wanna know why my boss scheduled me 6 times this week .. a [email protected]#*@ is dead doing doubles
— @L___i_x_a — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 10:02 am
My manager gf so funny @*$#$ stfu and speak when spoken to.
— @__m_y_m_c_e_e — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 9:45 am
my boss: do you wanna be a lamb? no I want to be your little @#@$ toy *%*%#. stop giving me praise and attack me >:(
— @B_n_y_a_m — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 9:41 am
%@#* this job (unless ur my supervisor reading this I appreciate this opportunity and I look to grow within the company)
— @C_a_p_g_e_i_6 — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 9:22 am
My manager is such a useless person... Work harder, idiot!
— @N_e_l_B_T — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 9:11 am
@_______ I'd hate to have him as my manager
— @O_M_n_M_n_V_2 — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 8:55 am
Lmao why my manager a #@%*$
— @__c_o_o_y — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 8:55 am
i hate my boss lol
— @w_n_g_y_e — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 8:39 am
Had a PTO and my boss called me to come in due some bullshit. Karma is a %[email protected]#@
— @l_w_r_a_e__ — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 8:28 am
Me, drunk, at my manager: %*@%# YOU GOTTA WATCH PROMARE! and I still have my job somehow....
— @p_n_u_i_i_ — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 8:15 am
I HATE MY BOSS
— @n_r_a_i_c_o_n — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 7:49 am
my boss just called me and asked me if i could come to work today... is she dumb
— @t_a_s_u_e_a_ — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 7:48 am
last night i learned my boss has very smexy hands and it kills me to know this info because i hate him
— @S_U_S_I_9 — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 7:45 am
my manager better be lucky i came in this %#$*@ *%@$ing zooted this morning cause other wise i would have aired her dumb [email protected]% out
— @t_y_a_i_x_h_n_e — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 7:39 am
dude if my boss gets mad at me i'm out of a job i'm freaking out
— @t_h_u_n — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 6:14 am
Definitely going to be late but the roads are #*%* so my boss is just gonna have to deal
— @t_a_s_r_y — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 5:24 am
my manager the laziest #@#$# ever
— @I_I_o_t — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 4:38 am
it felt so good going off on my manager and having him apologize for his faults. i truly hate the white man
— @J_j_S_f_l_x — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 4:18 am
@_______ well #*%*, alright. who ratted out my twitter to my boss ?
— @T_c_B_l_C_i_k — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 3:55 am
u think my bosses would be mad if i started bringing cbd joints to work and taking 15 minute smoke breaks?
— @o_e_o_l_r_a_e_ — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 3:37 am
Why is my boss trying to smoke with me at damn near 230 am?? Lol boy if you dont pipe down before i report yo @%# lol
— @m_m_l_c_e_ — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 3:26 am
tonight my manager knocked the ladder as i was on it and i screamed @%*% in german admslslls
— @B_T_H_V_L_ — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 2:52 am
I hate my job, my boss if a %#*@ and it requires me to get up at half 7 on a Sunday
— @i_s_s_p_i_e_l_n — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 2:18 am
dawg my manager is so damn fine i be at work drooling like what the $*%@ .
— @w_n_y_a_o — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 2:09 am
@_______ they said she'll just mention it and its nbd and my manager is v nice but im still....... FEAR CUZ IM STUPID ALDKDDSLAKDJLS
— @e_g_r_e — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 2:08 am
@_______ You have family ??? ... [email protected]*@ me tha's more of ya ??? ... Lordy My boss
— @I_r_x_e_r_9_9 — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 2:04 am
i luv my boss he asks me what days/hours i wanna work i hate my job but i have a cool boss
— @__a_n_x_z__ — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 1:42 am
My manager jus poured me two DOUBLE SHOTS I hate it here. Im sleepy. Was supposed to make shrimp spaghetti with my bff...epic fail
— @H_u_e_T_r_s_ — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 1:17 am
My manager got me #$#$ed up thinking he gone call me at 11 pm boy #$#$ you
— @k_s_x_ — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 1:13 am
i want a disease that makes me die when my boss wants me to work
— @w_e_k_u_ — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 1:10 am
i know my managers hate me
— @m_r_a_j_s — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 1:08 am
if my manager gets mad at me for wanting the day off i will not hesitate to cry into the phone
— @b_e_t_i_d_I_x_ — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 1:07 am
MY REGISTER WAS $3 OVER AND THEY SAID MY MANAGER MIGHT TALK TO ME ABOUT IT TOMORROW IM GONNA DIE FERREAL
— @e_g_r_e — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 1:07 am
old $*%*@ told my manager i was rude and all she did was nod like cmon bro they know this already
— @m_s_u_s_o_d — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 12:49 am
Me, my manager, and coworker are all just laughing out $*% off at the front desk after eating a pack of THC gummies.. lmao
— @D_d_y_o_g__ — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 12:47 am
my boss makes it more and more obvious they dont give a $%*% about me.
— @j_z_y_n_a_r_e_ — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 12:42 am
I showed my manager this video and she got mad at me because she thought I was cursing um
— @d_g_a_a_c — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 12:25 am
my manager bouta be so mad when i call in again tomorrow hehe
— @s_l_t_m_z — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 12:20 am
only b word i call my manager is beautiful and you can ask that %$%@%
— @i_r_a_w_y_ — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 12:04 am
I just caught my boss in the gas station getting a *@#% ton of snacks to shove his face with on the ride home...
— @R_b_r_A_R_s_ — Sat., Dec. 14, 2019 @ 11:38 pm
@_______ you know how you keep saying burn it with fire? It happened to my boss and now I am sad. Also, #@*% volcanoes
— @R_m_l_d_l_ — Sat., Dec. 14, 2019 @ 11:30 pm
Last Updated Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 11:30 am

People Who Are Drunk/Hungover

waking up not hungover is 10/10 I need to do this more often
— @i_z_f_s_i_z_ — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 11:28 am
@_______ dawg i was so drunk wth
— @y_m_y_o — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 11:28 am
@_______ how do u look not hungover when ur hungover, asking for a hungover *%$ me
— @s_h_i_o_e_t_ — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 11:28 am
Why when ya hungover is ya temperature through the roof. Am really upset at how hot a currently am
— @m_a_l_t_l_ — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 11:27 am
hungover is real
— @x_y_n_s — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 11:27 am
@_______ @_______ Hungover.
— @S_a_t_1 — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 11:26 am
Hungover. Gonna buy myself a bunch of cameos today.
— @k_s_m_n_n — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 11:26 am
@_______ They got me sizzled last night & I woke up with a massive hungover.
— @i_o_h_l_ — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 11:26 am
@_______ @_______ Im not washed but i really cant hang,if im drunk ima fall asleep soon as i sit down
— @j_y_r_m_8 — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 11:26 am
Hungover and tired are understatements
— @x_t_s_a_a_i_ — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 11:26 am
How the %*@$ am I hungover when I had 5 drinks last night..............
— @m_l_y___a_s_ — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 11:25 am
@_______ @_______ @_______ Well deserved guys -hope you had a great time and got very drunk!!!
— @j_w_t_ — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 11:25 am
I should get really drunk at the family function today
— @T_a_c___a_r_0_ — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 11:24 am
I wish my Twitter was more than drunk or hungover tweets
— @G_o_g_a_a_p_n_ — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 11:14 am
the amount of hungover snaps i be gettin from my friends..... lmfao legit cannot relate
— @K_m_r_n_a_i_ — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 11:14 am
My hungover *#% is spending all day watching the hills .
— @b_i_t_o_g_i_e_s — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 11:14 am
i thought i would wake up hungover but i woke up still drunk LMAO
— @r_e_z_u_ — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 11:14 am
Really wasted my college years
— @B_o_D_D_n — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 11:14 am
hungover as sin, how do people live like this
— @c_n_l_n — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 11:13 am
Im so drunk rn lol.
— @t_n_s_i_x__ — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 11:13 am
pretty sure its a #%[email protected]in miracle im not hungover right now
— @f_f___o_a_0_ — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 11:13 am
Soooo %*%*in hungover
— @t_e_r_s_s_e_ — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 11:13 am
@_______ @_______ @_______ I'm hungover, give me a break :)
— @c_r_i_l — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 11:13 am
I really drunk texted him last night
— @w_t_a_m_ — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 11:13 am
I am sooooooo hungover dawg
— @e_u_a__ — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 11:13 am
hi guys I think I'm drunk I love seonghwa sooooooooooooooooooo much infinite times ahahahahqh
— @d_s_r_h_a_ — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 11:13 am
cant tell if im hungover or no
— @T_e_h_o_M_G_r_ — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 11:13 am
Not being hungover on a Sunday because of responsible decisions made on Saturday is wild. I should do this more often.
— @n_t_a_e_d_i_e — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 11:13 am
does anyone want an extremely hungover and unresponsive boyfriend for the day ?
— @E_l_e_a_H_r_i_o — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 11:12 am
I just wanna know how I got so drunk that I forgot my address to put in my gps last night
— @n_r_i_s__ — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 11:12 am
oops I was very drunk
— @D_w_y_B_m_ — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 11:12 am
what professor is up at 11 on a saturday night talkin bout "final exam grade and feedback" *%@#@, I'm drunk
— @r_c_e_b_n_o_ — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 11:12 am
It should be illegal to be this hungover.
— @J_c_b_u_l_c_ — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 11:12 am
im still hungover from Friday and I have boozy brunch in 19 minutes HELP
— @s_a_e_o_t_m_y_ — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 11:11 am
@_______ I'm just laying, happy asl I'm not hungover
— @e_e_i_a_2_ — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 11:11 am
@_______ @_______ i didnt get hungover until i was about 28 to 30 ish
— @g_z_a_d — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 11:11 am
@_______ And he was sober I only talk to trees when i'm drunk :-)
— @J_r_5_6 — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 11:11 am
Watching mermaids bc it is a good throw back feel good movie and I am hungover and need to be soothed
— @k_e_n_x_y_o_ — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 11:11 am
@_______ Lmao you hungover???
— @k_l_k_s__ — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 11:10 am
a *$#$% hungover
— @y_n_p_n_ — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 10:59 am
I am so hungover ima die
— @b_i_t_n_h_d_o_x — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 10:59 am
@_______ @_______ Ha, thank you very much! Strictly hungover today!
— @n_c_j_9_5 — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 10:59 am
i mean i alwasy honest when im drunk
— @s_u_a_b_b_ — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 10:59 am
Moise Kean is so wasted at Everton, Arsenal snap him up
— @c_a_n_s_3 — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 10:59 am
@_______ hungover need food, you?
— @r_i_a_I — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 10:58 am
You either ride the hungover train or you #[email protected]*IN DONT
— @s_o_y_u_k_t_i_s — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 10:58 am
Bro I was so drunk
— @A___e_F_m_u_ — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 10:58 am
Hungover and Horny
— @__y_e___5 — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 10:58 am
no you are hungover
— @w_e_e_t_e_i_d — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 10:58 am
I AM DRUNK. THIS REDSKINS GAME ABOUT TO BE LIIIIIIT #HTTR
— @T_e_o_a_E_i_ — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 10:58 am
Buuuuuuu. Massive hungover
— @N_r_i_6_2_6_9_ — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 10:58 am
Is it really Christmas baking day if my sister and I don't show up at my mom's house slightly hungover?
— @h_t_e_s_u_k_r — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 10:58 am
the funniest thing about going out with hope is that I am never hungover and she is always severely hungover
— @l_t_r_I_y_a_y — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 10:58 am
Hungover Twitter wya
— @c_r_o_x_ — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 10:58 am
the things i do when im drunk...
— @a_a_j_r_a — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 10:57 am
Omg I was so drunk last night by myself lmaooo
— @b_u_e_p_u_s_z__ — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 10:57 am
feel hungover but i havent drank in weeks
— @d_n_Y_B — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 10:57 am
Im drunk lol
— @H_c_l_n_o_e_ — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 10:57 am
@_______ @_______ THEY LOOK SO DRUNK DKFISKDIDIWKD
— @k_o_i_n_i_e — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 10:57 am
@_______ wake up. It's time for me to be unreasonably upset about how hungover I am.
— @A_e_p_ — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 10:56 am
IMMMMMM HUNGOVER
— @x_Q_i_e_ — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 10:55 am
Im drunk and having the munchies sis
— @j_i___i_ — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 10:55 am
I'm so @%#$ing hungover
— @a_r_e_e_a_n_ — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 10:55 am
Desperately craving fast food but being way to hungover to do anything about it
— @j_e_c_r_u_h_r_8 — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 10:44 am
Hungover
— @T_u_h_D_3_ — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 10:44 am
@_______ HEY GUYS IM DRUNK RIGHT NOW
— @m_l_n_g_g_ — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 10:44 am
Hungover and heading to the ground to watch Arsenal get smashed
— @J_m_s_o_p_r_4_7 — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 10:43 am
Hungover depression session kicks in now xx
— @h_n_r_b_n_o_9_ — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 10:43 am
I'm hungover and working a double today I'm gonna @#@* myself
— @r_a_B_A_D_a_e — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 10:43 am
@_______ Majorly hungover and I regret nothing
— @O_i_i___o_o — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 10:43 am
@_______ Hungover?
— @b_r_a_a_o_l_n_s — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 10:43 am
Bro my fatass just turned down A FREE DOUGHNUT bUT it's only bc I'm still hungover and food currently repulses me :))))
— @S_t_o_e_h_i_e — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 10:43 am
Not even hungover, just %*@#ing dying from THREE HOURS sleep
— @l_t_l_w_r_d_e_a — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 10:43 am
Those two wolves are hungover this morning. :)
— @J_k_D_a_t_4_ — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 10:42 am
I'm drunk and sleepy
— @h_r_k_e_k — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 10:42 am
Hungover? I hardly know her
— @s_a_z_a_d_ — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 10:42 am
Need to rewatch im drunk i love you tomorrow
— @M_g_y_F_r_a_d_z — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 10:42 am
hungover me can have little a bagel
— @c_r_r_p_ — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 10:41 am
Too hungover to get up
— @S_m_l_T_e_e_e — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 10:41 am
im drunk as %[email protected]%
— @k_u_g_i_n_e — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 10:41 am
I AM: DRUNK
— @s_n_p_i_e_ — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 10:41 am
waking up in a hungover state the only thing that consumed me was baking a coffee cake
— @a_b_r_a_d_d_y — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 10:29 am
and i'm wasted/i pray that you stay dont leave i just need a wake up call
— @u_t_a_u_v_r_i_e — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 10:29 am
@_______ Hungover
— @b_a_l_y_a_v_y_9 — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 10:29 am
@_______ I'm not hungover so yeah I'm fine
— @B_g_a_v_r_ — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 10:29 am
hate how petty I am drunk lmfaoooo
— @t_a_a_x_ — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 10:28 am
@_______ Hi so hungover I'm dad
— @c_o_k_h_g_a_s — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 10:28 am
hungover at work regretting life decisions once again
— @J_s_u_R_a_ — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 10:28 am
so this is what almost 30 feels like... feeling hungover without drinking all because you stayed out past 10 pm. cool. help. not okay.
— @c_y_t_l_p_m_k_n — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 10:28 am
I'm so hungover I can hear my eyeballs
— @C_R_W_I_E — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 10:28 am
you ever get hungover and write your will?
— @0_a_d_s — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 10:27 am
Less hungover... chances of survival increasing
— @n_i___w_l_a_e — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 10:27 am
We got so drunk in Mexico that @$%# was too funny .
— @a_a_y_n__ — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 10:27 am
i literally got so drunk at our christmas party lol
— @G_m_i_U_T_T_ — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 10:26 am
im so *#@*ing hungover i want to die
— @m_o_y_s_i — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 10:26 am
How can you be hungover if you dont got money to drink
— @T_U_G_n_u_d_i_z — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 10:25 am
I'm so hungover a picture of corbyn nearly made me cry
— @P_4_l_a_ — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 10:25 am
I am drunk at a care home lol help
— @r_g_n___a_k_s — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 10:25 am
Wanna be 18 again and go out 3 nights in a row and not be hungover once #christmaswishes
— @__i_a_t_E_l_s_ — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 10:25 am
Ole so drunk
— @L_w_T_e_o_c_ — Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 10:25 am
Last Updated Sun., Dec. 15, 2019 @ 11:30 am