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People Who May Lose A Job Soon

I sense today is going to be full of bougie *#% white women wanting to speak to my manager. Good thing i don't have one.
— @a_o_t_ — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 4:21 am
Yoooooo my boss jus pulled up on me lmao ... I was dead #*@ finna be sleep soon too
— @y_n_m_J_M_S — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 4:15 am
MY SUPERVISOR GLANCED AT ME BC I WAS GRINNING SO WIDE @*%$ u Too $%@#$
— @b_t_e_p_p_y_ — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 4:01 am
At least my boss will know I'm not full of *$%@ when I message her at 3am
— @T_p_i_y_o_h_t — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 4:00 am
OH @%#* WAIT TOMORROW IS TODAY NOW BC ITS 12:24am %*#%*SKFHSJDHS IM #%@#ED #%@#ED I HAVE TO WORK WITH MY MANAGER IN A FEW HOURS IM NOT READY
— @j_n_i_f_l — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 3:25 am
Just had the litest convo with my boss! This @*#*# is gonna be a legendary attorney one day!
— @b___p_n_l_i — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 3:19 am
Think I'm gonna get my manager a get better soon card He's not ill, he's just %@%# at his job
— @j_m_s___e_f_r_y — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 3:12 am
Should I go to bed or just say $#@% it and hope my boss is cool in the morning
— @R_g_r_A_s_i_9_ — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 3:01 am
My boss better not trip with his annoying *@* lmao
— @C_r_s_e_j_h_s — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 2:56 am
my boss just sent a pic in the gc and we are now selling a fortnite edition of monopoly what the %$*@ ?!?!?!?!?
— @u_t_y_l_n — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 2:25 am
My manager is a *$#@ing idiot
— @t_n___f_h___e_ — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 2:17 am
My boss: Me: Are you mad at me?
— @t_e_s_m_r_i_ — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 1:58 am
@_______ I hate my boss
— @A_u_s_ — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 1:52 am
#@#* my manager lah srsly #@#*ing pissed man gonna #@#*ing quit soon istg i cannot tahan her alr #@#* YOU
— @a_e_i_w_n_e_p_n — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 1:46 am
I hope my boss chokes on her own tongue and die
— @S_r_a_i_g_D_l__ — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 1:27 am
Apparently he had terrible hygiene always smelled a little like $*%# according to my manager so one @$*$ing day
— @m_e_t_h_l_1_ — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 1:20 am
My boss just had a go at me and told me to get a life because I sleep for 11 hours a day. That *%#@ hurts.
— @__o_n_l_3 — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 1:15 am
damn near wanna blow my manager @#$@ out wow
— @s_s_e_e_e______ — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 1:01 am
my manager once told me I could make alcoholic smoothies as long as it's after hours #$*@* never should have told me that
— @2_o_e_C_t_o_i_ — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 12:48 am
My manager got mad at me for a ur mom joke
— @c_e_r_y_e_t_e_ — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 12:39 am
Should I quit one of my jobs because my boss is a stupid @$* @%@$%
— @K_i_a_l_e_ — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 12:36 am
If I get cheated on (God forbid) ima get low on yal $#*, get myself together, and pop back up on my boss $%*@ like $%*@ aint happen lol
— @D_t_i_1_a_k_y — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 12:30 am
Unable to work for my next shift and have a note from the doctors so why am i still nervous as #$*$ for my boss to be mad at me /:
— @j_e_a_n_i_u_s — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 12:11 am
My manager had the nerve to ask do i wanna come in tmwr umm @$@% no
— @M_r_a_T_z_a_ — Mon., Feb. 18, 2019 @ 11:55 pm
%*$% WITH MY BOSS UP FAMILY ANYMORE %@%*$*%#@%#%. I AM GOING TO GET WHAT I WANT. JP. YOU DON'T SCARE ME. ILL GET WHAT I WANT I ALWAYS DO.
— @W_l_W_t_t_i_u_e — Mon., Feb. 18, 2019 @ 11:50 pm
bro my boss has been on my @*$ lately for @#@$ i have no control over , just let me do my @$*$ing job damn
— @b_r_i_r_x — Mon., Feb. 18, 2019 @ 11:39 pm
My manager took a picture of me today. And honestly. I didnt hate it. Like, at all. I guess today was a good day.
— @f_e_a_v_a — Mon., Feb. 18, 2019 @ 11:37 pm
my manager called me and asked to take a full shift and my dumb broke %@% said yes....
— @a_m_p_r_o_e — Mon., Feb. 18, 2019 @ 11:31 pm
, my manager definitely be having me @#@%ed up keel putting me on every weekend like oh no $#*%@
— @s_h_l_e — Mon., Feb. 18, 2019 @ 11:30 pm
LMFAO you can talk #*%# about me to my manager n she won't ever believe you
— @D_o_o_E_f_e — Mon., Feb. 18, 2019 @ 11:24 pm
#MyRantAndRave #*@%ing hate Tuesdays!!! its when I tell my boss off!!!
— @e_i_n_u_a_r_ — Mon., Feb. 18, 2019 @ 11:21 pm
I can $@#% with this new schedule my manager got me on
— @d_m_n_a_e — Mon., Feb. 18, 2019 @ 11:19 pm
i hate my boss so much
— @h_r_t_e_i — Mon., Feb. 18, 2019 @ 11:00 pm
My boss just outright talked @%@% about Duterte to our managers and I AM ALL FOR IT
— @__i_a_v_r_z — Mon., Feb. 18, 2019 @ 10:53 pm
My boss acts like a girl, he gets all mad and makes me work with someone else like okay dude idc as long as im working im fine lol
— @U_l_M_n_G_s_ — Mon., Feb. 18, 2019 @ 10:46 pm
My boss about to kick my %$#
— @g_r_I_a_ — Mon., Feb. 18, 2019 @ 10:46 pm
My boss annoys the entire #$@$ out of me lawd
— @C_r_i_C__ — Mon., Feb. 18, 2019 @ 10:44 pm
I hate how mondays and Wednesday my only co worker is my manager :////
— @j_o_a_c____ — Mon., Feb. 18, 2019 @ 10:37 pm
i am kicking my managers %@* in cup pong right now
— @n_e_0_e_ — Mon., Feb. 18, 2019 @ 10:29 pm
my high $*$ froze up in front of my supervisor and dropped my phone
— @a_d_e_v_l_a_a — Mon., Feb. 18, 2019 @ 10:27 pm
@%$# $#%# both my boss and Kaoru are hurt I know I $#%#in know it
— @k_i_z_m_t_t — Mon., Feb. 18, 2019 @ 10:15 pm
My manager is so spiteful, hateful, jealous, & messy & wonders why *$#$ed up %#%$ happens to her.
— @T_E_A_E_N_R_S_ — Mon., Feb. 18, 2019 @ 10:11 pm
My manager loves playing stupid
— @B_o_s_2_ — Mon., Feb. 18, 2019 @ 9:57 pm
my manager switched to night shift *%$@ hurts
— @k_k_d_e__ — Mon., Feb. 18, 2019 @ 9:53 pm
my coworkers: *leave all the time for any/all reasons* me: *leaves for a legit reason* they all hate me now and my boss thinks im a slacker
— @a_a_i_a_ — Mon., Feb. 18, 2019 @ 9:36 pm
@_______ Retail sucks #*@. My manager got spit on today for kicking an aggressive person out of the store.
— @f_l_o_c_b_y_ — Mon., Feb. 18, 2019 @ 9:35 pm
my boss saw the ring on my right pointer finger today and asked me if i was getting married. a genius who is %#%#ing stupid
— @l_u_m_n_i_f_e_ — Mon., Feb. 18, 2019 @ 9:33 pm
Lmfaoooooooo my manager drunk asabbbb she stupid bro
— @L_l_a_a__ — Mon., Feb. 18, 2019 @ 9:06 pm
My boss complimented me today & you wanna know what my annoying %#* did? FLIPPED MY HAIR. Dead %#* gave this grown %#* man a hair flip.
— @__r_y_n_c_l_ — Mon., Feb. 18, 2019 @ 9:04 pm
how the %@#* did my boss find me on facebook already
— @k_u___y_n — Mon., Feb. 18, 2019 @ 9:00 pm
My manager gets really overwhelmed knowing a $@*@ ton of my family goes to the gym but a family who works out together stays together
— @____K_l_e______ — Mon., Feb. 18, 2019 @ 8:53 pm
My boss said he don't like it when I'm mad. So ! Lmao
— @T_w_i_R_b_ — Mon., Feb. 18, 2019 @ 8:47 pm
My supervisor wild as #@*%
— @B_g_H_m_e_3 — Mon., Feb. 18, 2019 @ 8:33 pm
i just want 2 say when i count out i am always right & i counted out 1000 even tonight & my manager swore i was wrong... @%#$% I WAS RIGHT
— @i_a_e_l_c_t_i — Mon., Feb. 18, 2019 @ 8:23 pm
hours are #$@# but leasy my manager always sticks on sabbath for closing
— @o_t_l_ — Mon., Feb. 18, 2019 @ 8:08 pm
%$#@ did I say downside? Don't tell my boss.
— @i_a_i_a_y_a_i_n — Mon., Feb. 18, 2019 @ 8:07 pm
Got a text from my manager asking to come in earlier for work then and hour later he called and gave me the day off lol %#*# it
— @P_t_s_n_1_ — Mon., Feb. 18, 2019 @ 8:01 pm
I want my boss to get so mad he gives me a raise
— @D_a_f_s_ — Mon., Feb. 18, 2019 @ 7:59 pm
My boss has called me a musclebound idiot on every street we provide landscaping to, the whole world hears it too.
— @d___c_r_i_9 — Mon., Feb. 18, 2019 @ 7:59 pm
laid ease.... i hate my boss so much
— @g_l_h_n_u — Mon., Feb. 18, 2019 @ 7:28 pm
My managers gone quit spinning me before I spin they %*# on this double tomorrow.
— @c_i_h_r_c_i — Mon., Feb. 18, 2019 @ 7:13 pm
my manager added more hours into my shifts and not even with my nice @*# coworkers WHYYYYY
— @v_e_i_e_ — Mon., Feb. 18, 2019 @ 7:11 pm
i call jaylee for everyfucking thing %@%#$ lmao she my manager
— @t_e_i_r_o_t_f_ — Mon., Feb. 18, 2019 @ 7:06 pm
My boss smokes right by my window & that #$@$ comes through. So damn irritating!!!
— @j_s_a_ — Mon., Feb. 18, 2019 @ 6:56 pm
@_______ @_______ Eventually i hate my boss
— @p_l_n_i_o_e_ — Mon., Feb. 18, 2019 @ 6:53 pm
Sometimes I wonder if I'm as dumb as my managers think I am, or if I'm just so tired that I just give into it.
— @m_l___o_x — Mon., Feb. 18, 2019 @ 6:52 pm
Realized that I *@#*ing hate my boss because she is a *@#*ing moron.
— @c_n_e_s_2_3_5_2 — Mon., Feb. 18, 2019 @ 6:41 pm
my boss gave me two days off bc i came into work today... a $@%*# is pressed as *@%@
— @s_w_r_o_d — Mon., Feb. 18, 2019 @ 6:38 pm
@_______ I'm actually michaels/old navy. And my bosses would NOT be having that *$#%. They'd be like GET OUT.
— @i_u_T_e_s_l_m — Mon., Feb. 18, 2019 @ 6:31 pm
my coworkers can take smoke breaks all day long but i take one little 2 hour $%*% and my manager loses her mind smh
— @h_r_e_f_r_ — Mon., Feb. 18, 2019 @ 6:27 pm
I hate to disappoint my boss, but I need to stay at home to help my other boss,,,, How many dimensions have to cross in this world,,,,
— @N_s_i_a_t_t — Mon., Feb. 18, 2019 @ 6:21 pm
Guys I'm gonna suck my bosses $@*# so much he falls in love with my beautiful gay %#@ this is fact.
— @m_l_n_w_n_s_o_s — Mon., Feb. 18, 2019 @ 6:19 pm
It was my managers money. So I replaced it with mine. Now im mad I aint check my change.
— @n_t_R_G — Mon., Feb. 18, 2019 @ 6:17 pm
Have I ever told you guys I hate when my manager eats
— @G_o_i_C_s_l_ — Mon., Feb. 18, 2019 @ 6:16 pm
I $*$@ING HATE MY MANAGER
— @__i_h_l_s_e_a — Mon., Feb. 18, 2019 @ 6:01 pm
@_______ Ugh. My boss and a co-worker talk about this vapid %*$* every bloody morning. I want to stab my ears out.
— @S_u_z_a_e_N_i_e — Mon., Feb. 18, 2019 @ 6:01 pm
@_______ LISTEN LINDA STOP LEAVING AND COMING BACK IM NOT GETTING ANY WORK DONE TODAY MY BOSS IS GONNA GET ON MY %*%
— @l_j_r_s — Mon., Feb. 18, 2019 @ 5:59 pm
Love my boss, hate my coworkers.
— @T_a_d___a_d_ — Mon., Feb. 18, 2019 @ 5:51 pm
My boss said " *$*@# boss up you not even close to my level" lmaaaaooo
— @b_a_t___i_t_h — Mon., Feb. 18, 2019 @ 5:44 pm
my boss is rly good at making me feel like @$%$ ab myself lol
— @s_a_e_h_a_t_ — Mon., Feb. 18, 2019 @ 5:37 pm
I feel that my manager is in a bad mood and that puts me in a bad mood like %@%#$..
— @l_v_n_e_o — Mon., Feb. 18, 2019 @ 4:49 pm
just want to make it clear that I love my boss unconditionally and would die for them! :) :) :)
— @m_i_n_r_ — Mon., Feb. 18, 2019 @ 4:44 pm
My boss stresses me the @$#$ out
— @t_x_e_d_ — Mon., Feb. 18, 2019 @ 4:41 pm
My manager is such a useless person... Work harder, idiot!
— @N_e_l_B_T — Mon., Feb. 18, 2019 @ 4:41 pm
Im sad as *@#* and the first thing my managers do is put heartbreaking mexican music LOOOOL my life sucks
— @l_a_o_i_s — Mon., Feb. 18, 2019 @ 4:40 pm
the way my supervisor coughs, I could just punch throat her for that annoying $%$%.
— @q_e_n_c_a_l_y_ — Mon., Feb. 18, 2019 @ 4:33 pm
Last Updated Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 4:30 am

People Who Are Drunk/Hungover

Ugh how long until you get liver cancer? I'm drunk pretty much every day. I just need a good excuse to kill myself
— @S_a_e_o_b_e — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 4:21 am
@_______ *leans back, watching you* I'm not drunk enough to kiss you, but I am drunk enough to really want to.
— @D_v_d_F_e_d_ — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 4:19 am
@_______ i am drunk and i love him
— @k_a_g_h_ — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 4:16 am
@_______ @_______ Same. Was also quite hungover so probably wouldn't have appreciated it. That's what I told myself, anyway.
— @C_r_L_ — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 4:09 am
@_______ @_______ your brand and independence is so trashed, it is both disgraceful and deeply disturbing.
— @l_c_d_u_m_n_ — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 4:05 am
I am very very drunk
— @S_m_e___r_s_n — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 4:04 am
i want to get so drunk i cant spell my own $@#$ing name (-:
— @t_i_o_y_f_n_r_a — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 4:02 am
A fun part of your 30s waking up thinking you're hungover and then remembering, nope, this is just how my body feels now.
— @G_e_c_e_a_e_ — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 4:01 am
@_______ HELL YEAH IM SO DRUNK (on you)
— @__j_e_y_s — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 4:00 am
@_______ @_______ The Mannekin Pis is equally ignorable should you find yourself hungover in Brussels.
— @d_p_d_y_m_t_ — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 3:59 am
@_______ Yeah no worries, m'friend. Hope he's alright. I have my girl back tonight after work but I'm hungover so gonna pick on her.
— @T_m_o_B_g_u_ — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 3:55 am
Went to bed at 8:00AM this morning, then woke up at 4:00PM. What am I? HUNGOVER TONY, THAT'S WHAT.
— @T_n_S_r_F_c_s — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 3:52 am
too hungover to get up n catch my train feel like pure *$@#
— @a_w_y_w_n_n_d_e — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 3:50 am
@_______ Aye. Edinburgh Venue, evening of the win over Hearts in the run-in. Very, very drunk. Sorry Loz.
— @A_C_e_e_e_o — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 3:48 am
To award myself for getting good grade without doing the work, ima get so drunk this weekend.
— @__v_p — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 3:48 am
honestly most of the *@*@ i say when i'm drunk is for my own entertainment lmao
— @f_r_l_r_k_z_o — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 3:47 am
@_______ @_______ Am sure when am drunk this bottle will be able to take me home
— @Y_e_h_l_ — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 3:43 am
im drunk n i miss peep i always do this :(
— @Y_U_G_H_T_B_N_ — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 3:43 am
i have to meet my friends in an hour while still being hungover af. please end me rn
— @p_e_e_f_e_n — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 3:36 am
we all might die tonight, good thing I am drunk
— @t_l_t_a — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 3:35 am
I'm drunk drunk
— @l_l_i_o_3 — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 3:33 am
Someone draw me I'm too hungover. White lipsPale face4 sausage rollsFrom Mace.
— @E_i_S_e_h_n_o_ — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 3:33 am
i drink till i'm drunk..
— @b_y_c_e_a_ — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 3:32 am
@_______ ok I'm drunk again will you be my gf
— @F_o_s_n_ — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 3:31 am
@_______ When I'm drunk and emotional, I post about how I wish I was in someone like your position musically. So salute to you.
— @M_c_a_l_e_o_7_7 — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 3:28 am
I was so drunk last night
— @D_n_m_z_9 — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 3:27 am
@_______ @_______ Speaks a lot of sense when he is hungover !!
— @p_n_k_s_i_l_n_ — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 3:25 am
@_______ This only happens when i was so drunk i blacked out but i will wake up to remove it...
— @k_j___a_o_ — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 3:25 am
T-37 days until my hungover/still drunk self racks out on a rotator headed to american soil.
— @c_r_i_c_v_n_t_4 — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 3:24 am
I'm drunk as hell so imma probably delete all these tweets later
— @m_l_n_t_d_i_t_n — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 3:23 am
@_______ but dragging me for $%@%ing it up when i'm drunk
— @m_d_i_e_m_ — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 3:16 am
I'm drunk and confused
— @__e_i_T_v_r_s — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 3:16 am
Never felt more embarrassed and hungover in my whole extsistance
— @K_t_o_o — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 3:13 am
How to resume a new posting that starts on a Monday: 1. Be late 2. Be hungover 3. Resume on a Tuesday 4. Forget your letter of appointment
— @W_r_h_B_B — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 3:07 am
Coke, sweet and sour, and Sake...it don't taste like alcohol but bruh I'm drunk af
— @T_t_e_A_a_a_i — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 3:05 am
I'm drunk dancing to Azelia Banks I love life
— @w_e_a_d_e_e_s — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 3:05 am
Ever get really drunk, start talking talking to your cat and accidentally call him yoongi? No??? Or is it just me????
— @i_l_m_s_g_ — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 3:02 am
Yo when i'm drunk I KNOW not to text/call nobody ... I may think @*$% but going that far ain't even a thing it don't help @*$% lmao
— @P_o_u_t_b_h_h — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 3:02 am
@_______ I would use it to watch Netflix in bed when I am hungover or can't sleep
— @j_1_8_2_0_0 — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 3:02 am
i got so drunk yesterday i forgot where i lived
— @b_n_l_s_n_ — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 2:56 am
@_______ @_______ so wasted potential they even made a rice continue music after graduation but where??? WHERE??
— @s_i_i_a — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 2:56 am
@_______ Night of the gray got so drunk I don't remember what I ate.
— @A_l_s_n_a_M_l_r — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 2:55 am
im drunk as $*@* AGAIN but its my BIRTHDAY IN 5 MINUTES and im in PORTLAND life is good
— @l_y_u_o — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 2:54 am
so drunk
— @d_l_n_r_k_ — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 2:54 am
@_______ Look, sex is like pizza. When it's good, it's GREAT. And when I'm drunk I'll pay for it.
— @T_e_o_i_s_P_n_ — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 2:52 am
Wjy do i keep crying wjen im drunk ik im depressed but damn keep it together dont let anyone see
— @g_o_e_u_m_ — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 2:49 am
i am about to be very drunk to me
— @k_a_i_l_t_e — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 2:44 am
So uh @_______ btw I'm sorry, but I had a hella bad day at work and I'm drunk so. Blame your TTS loss on me.
— @i_a_o_b_i — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 2:42 am
I feel how i do when im drunk but i havnt even drank since Saturday night :O
— @U_e_p_c_a_c_ — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 2:40 am
YO MARLEN AND I REALLY DRUNK LIKE WE AINT GOT SCHOOL TOMORROW
— @l_l_k_e_e_n_c_ — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 2:40 am
im drunk and tryna fight matt healy
— @n_i_c_b_n_ — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 2:39 am
@_______ God.. You are really drunk...
— @w_n_u_m_x — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 2:37 am
#/19 "social media confirm that it is common place" either im drunk or the english qa is on steroids
— @a_n_e_ — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 2:36 am
hurling myself into the void i was so drunk in front of one of my favourite bands
— @s_e_r_c_a_ — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 2:34 am
im so drunk tonight i screamed in the bar that Come On Eileen was alternative and challenged someone to a fight
— @w_n_n___y_e_h_r — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 2:13 am
my friend is really drunk and he's just ranting about how bad the parents from la familia p.luche are sgjaldld he's so angry
— @s_i_y_o_r_d_ — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 2:13 am
I'm drunk ordering car parts.. this is a dangerous life to live
— @A_e___t___e_ — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 2:13 am
@_______ Even if I'm drunk and it is my car?
— @E_K_o_t — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 2:09 am
i am Drunk and Stoned and Thinking About Gerard Way (a song by the used)
— @y_m_l_ — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 2:08 am
Hungover is not good for this job
— @h_g_f_e_d_r_0 — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 2:07 am
I wanna get really drunk this weekend
— @c_a_e_c_a_4_ — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 1:59 am
[Drunk. So very drunk.]
— @t_e_e_d_h_s_e_ — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 1:57 am
@_______ Youre cute when im drunk! Cant take a leak without leakin james! Lol
— @a_d___e_e_ — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 1:57 am
YO IM DRUNK AND FEEL INSUFFICIENT WHOS TRYNA TALK ABOUT THEIR FEELINGSSSS LOL
— @I_j_m_ — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 1:55 am
@_______ When I was 20, I was so hungover I mistakenly put nail glue in my eye instead of eye drops. Malia is doing fine.
— @s_a_e_l_w_l_o_ — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 1:54 am
im drunk #@% hole
— @r_b_a_d_e_d_n_ — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 1:54 am
Just cried alot but im drunk. Yolo/ please pray for not only me but everyone that is havjng a hard time mentally
— @j_u_i_s_l_v_ — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 1:43 am
God damn I'm so drunk right now.
— @W_k_m_n_o — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 1:41 am
I'm drunk bruh y'all got it
— @D___i_d_p_s_o_ — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 1:40 am
My boyfriend so drunk
— @j_s_k_a_e — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 1:40 am
@_______ I'm already hungover tbh...
— @D_a_o_e_t_ — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 1:39 am
so like im drunk and watchinf a minecraft playthrouj
— @t_u_i_o_i_i_a_o — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 1:28 am
@_______ Yeah thanks. I can read Swedish. Slowly. Actually, I can even speak Swedish. When I'm drunk.
— @m_k_o — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 1:27 am
Lala: That was so trashy. Also Lala: I got so drunk I ran around naked and broke a hurricane proof window. #PumpRules
— @D_r_t_y_x — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 1:14 am
Maria I'm drunk
— @j_x_s_n_ — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 1:14 am
So drunk
— @s_m_l_x_n_e__ — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 1:10 am
when i get a boyfriend im going to make him buy a uniform mmmmff men in uniforms make me melt oh and boots ooof yeah <3 I'm drunk
— @w_n_p_p_ — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 1:10 am
Im drunk
— @T_i_m_T_l_r — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 1:10 am
I'm drunk lol
— @I_U_o_k_n_J_z_y — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 1:09 am
Im so drunk rn lol
— @k_t_y_r_j__ — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 1:08 am
I was so drunk last night i had to delete some snaps that happened lol
— @D_s_a_i_ — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 1:08 am
Anyone feeling like getting really drunk and moving to a different country? Just me?
— @s_y_y__ — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 1:07 am
Im drunk and faded wirh work tomorrow...him listeningg to avicci with my homie until I Ko is all i nesd
— @C_i_t_a_l_p_z — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 1:04 am
You know how in shows they get really drunk and do Karaoke, I wanna do that!
— @k_y_e_l_r_a — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 1:04 am
Add 5-10 min travel time for the one traxkm 20 min later I'm till wait for train WTF IM DRUNK AND I NEED FOOD.
— @A_e_a_d_o_1_t — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 1:03 am
Been hungover for 3 days
— @K_l_i_g_o_s — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 1:02 am
The bruins didn't kill me thank god. I may be hungover whatever.
— @Y_n_M_n_o_e_ — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 1:01 am
@_______ That's funny! . . . You're funny! . . . I'm drunk though. Hahaha!
— @L_v_B_d_i_W_y_ — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 12:57 am
Hungover will make you feel like the world is over
— @S_u_s_i_a_e — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 12:55 am
I'm drunk
— @D_d_y_e_o_ — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 12:54 am
I'm drunk! . . .
— @L_v_B_d_i_W_y_ — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 12:50 am
i am drunk
— @P_s_o_x_e_ — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 12:43 am
@_______ @_______ @_______ i appreciate it bro i promise i get smoother when im drunk
— @p_s_e_l_t_o_ — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 12:43 am
@_______ @_______ I'm drunk and it took me forever to understand that first picturr
— @r_i_a_e_c_ — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 12:42 am
@_______ It's ok I'm drunk and doing my taxes
— @6_6_i_d_s_a_ — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 12:41 am
Im drunk asf lmao
— @__a_e_a_e_i_ — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 12:40 am
@_______ On a scale of 1-drunk im very drunk
— @n_u_r_y_4 — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 12:40 am
I'm drunk af listening to fidlar and I love life
— @s_a_y_o_3_7_ — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 12:34 am
personally, im drunk in an altoids tin to the game where everything's made up and the points don't matter
— @f_o___i_s — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 12:33 am
I'm drunk. Yes. It's a Monday. W.e
— @J_s___a_l_n_ — Tue., Feb. 19, 2019 @ 12:31 am
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