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People Who May Lose A Job Soon
wait time out my boss is scolding me haah #@%$
— @c_o_y__ — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 1:50 am
my supervisor was like sis you made it and I was like #@%$ you I worked for this [email protected]#%
— @e_v_r___a_k_ — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 1:35 am
One day in some working days i feel like i hate this job a lot and also my boss. Idk why do i do this job anymore
— @a_h_n_0 — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 1:25 am
I hate my boss sm!!!! Miss you your face!
— @J_n_a_u_p_e_e_ — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 1:25 am
Live reporting is an extreme sport. I remember having to do a live crossing on my boss' radio show, if I didn't die that day...
— @A_i_M_i_a — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 1:11 am
One time I almost sent @%# pics to my manager by accident because his name was right under my bfs. I wonder if I would've gotten a raise.
— @l_n_s_d — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 12:43 am
Zoom meeting tomorrow lol my boss is about to see my green #*# room lol
— @s_o_a_e_ — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 12:27 am
everytime my boss replies me w a K, i get so paranoid so like are u mad w me?? or we cool?
— @k_4_y — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 12:23 am
@_______ If you're mad about getting called Karen, you probably want to talk to my manager...
— @j_h_n_w_n_a_e — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 12:18 am
@_______ Girl fr I touched and all this virus %*@* going on. I wanted to lay his $#$ out in front of my manager
— @C_a_n___ — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 12:16 am
Listen to my supervisor for 45 minutes talking about his past sex life , like I cared. I was on the clock not giving a $*%@
— @s_u_o_m_b_o_ — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 12:13 am
WANNA SCREAM TO MY BOSS TO STOP THIS SHIFT WORK, AND JUST STAY HOME, #$*% THIS %@*#, I AM SHAKING #$*%ITY #$*%
— @c_o_o_e_l_e — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 12:11 am
@_______ yeah, informed my boss not to expect *%@# from me this week, don't feel bad about it. One #%#$ing thing at a time.
— @g_l_e_b_t — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 12:04 am
@_______ My boss after the 4th call said she fired me and he called her a *@$%@
— @r_s_e_l_r — Sun., Apr. 5, 2020 @ 11:53 pm
BAHAHAHAHAHA MY BOSS JUST SAW THE RACCON WITH THE KEYS AND NOW WHO LOOKS STUPID LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
— @K_r_n___ — Sun., Apr. 5, 2020 @ 11:33 pm
My boss always trying get me to do extra #$#% but ain't trying to pay extra.
— @S_N_n_h_l_n_3 — Sun., Apr. 5, 2020 @ 11:02 pm
Why the %*%* my boss calling me!!!
— @k_m_e_i_e__ — Sun., Apr. 5, 2020 @ 10:47 pm
@_______ I will cry like a baby, and keep continue kissing my boss's #@$.
— @7_a_o_7 — Sun., Apr. 5, 2020 @ 10:08 pm
my boss just called to tell i should look for new HRIS software %$#@ fjdkdkks
— @8_2_i_g — Sun., Apr. 5, 2020 @ 9:58 pm
@_______@_______ My boss called me a few weeks ago after he got off the phone with Dave Cowens...just to talk @*%@.
— @n_l_n_l_g_l — Sun., Apr. 5, 2020 @ 9:55 pm
My manager is just about to see how truly DUMB I am bc I just sent her my homework
— @r_a_n_a_h — Sun., Apr. 5, 2020 @ 9:53 pm
My boss doesn't take measures against coronavirus... He removes his mask and talks in front of his subordinates... That's stupid!!!
— @s_y_r___e_d_s — Sun., Apr. 5, 2020 @ 9:52 pm
My boss is making me HATE Zoom!! For real!
— @p_l_u_e_j_ — Sun., Apr. 5, 2020 @ 9:42 pm
my supervisor said im torturing myself looking at the time $*@%* im trynna dab my face off before i rip someones off
— @f_c_y_c_u_h — Sun., Apr. 5, 2020 @ 9:35 pm
nd *@$*@ know I'm riding with my boss GREEN BAY %$*[email protected] GET BLAMMED WE DONT CARE BROTHER BEEN
— @L_f_r_h_s_a_e_ — Sun., Apr. 5, 2020 @ 9:33 pm
@_______ HSFJBK U THE ONE DOING CRAZY #@%#, just like my boss bangpd
— @l_s_l_m_n — Sun., Apr. 5, 2020 @ 9:30 pm
Tipsy and created a zoom call for my managers at 930am tomorrow. I hate myself.
— @j_o_h_l_l_ — Sun., Apr. 5, 2020 @ 9:26 pm
Accidentally called my manager a @*$*$%*%*#ing *#[email protected] today to his face it was an honest mistake PROMISE
— @K_m_8_ — Sun., Apr. 5, 2020 @ 9:24 pm
@_______@_______@_______ Wilkie: " My boss is an idiot and he is going to kill us all."
— @M_s_i_g_i_h_g_1 — Sun., Apr. 5, 2020 @ 8:55 pm
my manager got mad at me bc i have no sense of smell and she kept smelling something and i couldnt and she got mad
— @m_s_n_y — Sun., Apr. 5, 2020 @ 8:47 pm
@_______ my bosses regularly tune in in their bath robes, so i say *$#@ it.
— @u_b_a_h_n_e — Sun., Apr. 5, 2020 @ 8:32 pm
Just wrote a whole *#$ email to my bosses and now the anxiety has kicked in
— @n_r_y_h_n_l — Sun., Apr. 5, 2020 @ 8:23 pm
@_______@_______@_______ Oh for sure my boss played this at work and i lost my *@*#.
— @J_r_m_H_o_t_y_ — Sun., Apr. 5, 2020 @ 8:18 pm
My manager's calling me stupid for forgetting to clock out for lunch till now but what she doesn't know is that it was on purpose
— @B_y_n_i_e_s — Sun., Apr. 5, 2020 @ 8:04 pm
My manager is such a useless person... Work harder, idiot!
— @N_e_l_B_T — Sun., Apr. 5, 2020 @ 7:41 pm
@_______ Going today but after this imma talk to my boss cause fck this %@[email protected] i have baby .
— @R_a_e_t_u_e_R_e — Sun., Apr. 5, 2020 @ 7:40 pm
Reminds me of when I used to bartend, my boss was always up everyone %#* around full moons to be extra careful, things just always happened
— @t_i_t_n_e_t_i_k — Sun., Apr. 5, 2020 @ 7:13 pm
we risking our lives everyday and can die from this $*#@ yet my boss still want us to come in contact with coworkers
— @l_x_u_a_ — Sun., Apr. 5, 2020 @ 7:09 pm
Thank God my manager is down like a clown. If she wasn't, I couldn't tell people to basically %@*% off.
— @F_r_v_r_A_C_n_e — Sun., Apr. 5, 2020 @ 7:05 pm
One of my bosses had a friend die from covid-19. Stay! Inside!
— @s_e_r_t_s_a_a — Sun., Apr. 5, 2020 @ 6:58 pm
telling my boss and coworkers to shut da #*#@ up in our GroupMe chat
— @C_p_o_e_6_ — Sun., Apr. 5, 2020 @ 6:43 pm
Thinking of getting ANCNH but my boss would hate me
— @M_o_V_n_o_m — Sun., Apr. 5, 2020 @ 6:32 pm
@_______ i miss *a***e. my boss texts me when he sees her at the bar sometimes. the movie would have kicked *@%
— @j_c_t_e_e_h — Sun., Apr. 5, 2020 @ 6:32 pm
My manager must got a ghost back here or something my @*# done slipped and fell and @*@% my $#%$ up
— @__i_J_n_ — Sun., Apr. 5, 2020 @ 6:01 pm
My manager got the animal crossing song as her ringtone I think that *[email protected]% fire
— @H_i_l_e_H_i — Sun., Apr. 5, 2020 @ 6:00 pm
My boss makes me feel really stupid.. what do I do?
— @j_s_i_a_a_a_a_9 — Sun., Apr. 5, 2020 @ 5:55 pm
MY BOSS SHOWED UP ON MY TIK TOK DID HE SEE MY STUPID TIKTOK
— @s_v_d_r_n_z — Sun., Apr. 5, 2020 @ 5:44 pm
LMAOOOO think my boss ran away to korea cause america doesn't know what to do with this virus %@*@
— @T_m_n_t_r_i_ — Sun., Apr. 5, 2020 @ 5:40 pm
my manager really be clock blocking his fat [email protected]$ head.
— @n_i_a___ — Sun., Apr. 5, 2020 @ 5:38 pm
@_______ *turns slowly* /You're/ thanking /me/? *Laughs a little* You've saved my #%@ from my boss...I should be thanking you.
— @B_n_e_s_n_L_ — Sun., Apr. 5, 2020 @ 5:08 pm
the *$*@ i look like driving to short pump to cHAt w my boss. no. u can call me tho. the *$*@
— @H_y_t_M_M_k_y — Sun., Apr. 5, 2020 @ 4:56 pm
@_______ Im calling my manager tomorrow cause a $%#*@ is HOT
— @K_m_n_h_i — Sun., Apr. 5, 2020 @ 4:42 pm
I hate working with my supervisor her %#$ talk to damn much
— @A_e_u_M_c_ — Sun., Apr. 5, 2020 @ 4:31 pm
Omfg my supervisor keep brushing his hairrrrrr he making me maddd cuz he already got this fat #@# bald spot in the middle
— @M_s_e_Y_r_k_ — Sun., Apr. 5, 2020 @ 4:24 pm
I don't need the rich man. I want to be become the rich man. Only my boss %@#%$*$#es will understand.
— @N_m_C_r_n_c_e_ — Sun., Apr. 5, 2020 @ 4:22 pm
My manager at my new job keeps using the R word. I really might get fired for reading this %#@%*
— @A_e___u_r_9_ — Sun., Apr. 5, 2020 @ 4:22 pm
my manager keeps $#%*ing talking to me about basketball cards and %[email protected]* i wanna kill myself
— @g_o_y_o_q_a_d — Sun., Apr. 5, 2020 @ 4:20 pm
I am so restless knowing i have to video call my bosses tomorrow morning. I hate this feeling. I would rather go to office.
— @P_n_a_h_l_r — Sun., Apr. 5, 2020 @ 4:17 pm
the way we are all just lounging...99% sure my manager takin a $%#@ rn
— @k_o_i_r_e — Sun., Apr. 5, 2020 @ 4:06 pm
@$%# has officially hit the fan people...my boss is tik toking now. I repeat MY BOSS is tik toking.
— @k_c_a_p_g_e_ — Sun., Apr. 5, 2020 @ 3:59 pm
@_______ She use to be my boss at a bar, huge %*#$% , acted rich , etc
— @j_m_s_n_a_r_o_ — Sun., Apr. 5, 2020 @ 3:57 pm
My boss so full of *%#%. Letting someone who just got out the hospital come around us and not tell us a thing
— @K_n_g_r_e_y_ — Sun., Apr. 5, 2020 @ 3:09 pm
Texting my manager and telling him i dont wanna go into work ALWAYS gives me anxiety but like %#@* j*mba
— @v_r_u_l_x_h_a_ — Sun., Apr. 5, 2020 @ 2:51 pm
Why my boss trying to add me on Facebook all I post is dumb %#*# lol
— @a_e_1_m_d_n_ — Sun., Apr. 5, 2020 @ 2:43 pm
i know my manager hate me i aint been on time to work since i started
— @F_t_o_s_a_n — Sun., Apr. 5, 2020 @ 2:41 pm
my and my manager chatting atp is either about how we hate this place or a tiny luke combs fan club
— @S_d_h_t_ — Sun., Apr. 5, 2020 @ 2:34 pm
Hate that my bosses can contact me on my days off that should be illegal or sumin
— @d_z_d_o_e_b_y — Sun., Apr. 5, 2020 @ 2:29 pm
love that my boss does not give a single %*$# about any employees
— @s_v_n_a_u_d_y — Sun., Apr. 5, 2020 @ 2:18 pm
Using my theater degree with my boss on the phone today, pretending I give a wet @#*% about this anymore
— @c_e_w — Sun., Apr. 5, 2020 @ 2:15 pm
Last Updated Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 2:00 am
People Who Are Drunk/Hungover
i. know im drunk when i start throwing #*@* around lmfaoo
— @e_r_e_e_ — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 1:58 am
*worse
Shut up, I'm drunk.
— @w_l_f_n_s — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 1:58 am
I am drunk
— @o_l_s_i_ — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 1:58 am
omg im wasted
— @__k_e_o_ — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 1:57 am
Im drunk. Boutta cry for my ex while i got my girl driving
— @G_s_s_s_s_a_ — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 1:57 am
you ever been so drunk in a circle k that you ask the cashier what you went in there for
— @h_g_i_a_l_i — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 1:57 am
@_______ What is your favourite food to eat when you are hungover
— @d_w_l_v_t__ — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 1:56 am
@_______ I woke up from my nap earlier v hungover
— @H_l_K_i_h_P_t_y — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 1:56 am
im drunk
— @K_l_R_i_ — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 1:56 am
This @$%# of being extra horny whenever I'm hungover, really confuses me
— @1_t_M_n — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 1:56 am
I'm drunk and would like to answer some random #%# questions, hit me
— @U_i_k_M_s_c — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 1:52 am
didnt realize i was hungover from 3 days straight of quarantine drinking until i got up and every time i get up i need to lay back down
— @n_0_k_i_h_t — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 1:51 am
hello i am drunk
— @f_o_e_r_r_i_r_l — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 1:50 am
I'm drunk, yes I'm. Don't ask me how.
— @S_y_a_r_S_t_ — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 1:42 am
hi tl im drunk, i always crave chicken nuggets when in buzzed or drunk
— @g_b_i_l_g_h — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 1:42 am
Boi #%@$*s was so drunk Friday
— @C_r_s_4_ — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 1:41 am
@_______ Right I'm drunk in my house dancing
— @c_n_s_o_M_ — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 1:40 am
I was so drunk tonight. Wtf
— @__r_a_a — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 1:40 am
How Did You Get Here
Im Drunk And Confused
— @G_n_u_L_n_r — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 1:40 am
@_______ U sound like me when I want to be everyone mate when im drunk.. But you should be more proud of your mum & your irish side.
— @A_d_n_2_ — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 1:40 am
Mr. P Chill - Hungover (Radio Edit) [feat. J.Smo]
— @K_U_N_w_l_y_n_ — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 1:38 am
IM DRUNK.. WHO WANNA FLIRT?? LMFAOOO
— @1_M_R_ — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 1:37 am
i really be doing stupid things when im bored just imagine if im drunk
— @f_e_l_a_ — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 1:36 am
I am very drunk and I love it
— @a_h_e___z_ — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 1:29 am
Lord I am drunk
— @M_l_n_n — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 1:28 am
@_______ Yes... He said NOTHING, in a very DRUNK manner.
— @L_v_n_r_n_ — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 1:27 am
Ohh yeah I'm drunk right now
— @T_g_i_y_e_d — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 1:26 am
I was really dead hungover for 72 hours wow
— @p_i_o_c_o_ — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 1:25 am
I'm so drunk LMAOoxoo
— @t_n_a_i_ — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 1:25 am
I'm drunk I and think I'm in the wrong twitter.
— @I_t_n_E_p_r_i_n — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 1:25 am
YALLL IM DRUNK DRUNK LMAO
— @i_m_a_ — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 1:24 am
when hungover drink a beer
— @k_a_a_s_n_h_z__ — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 1:24 am
%$#* Im drunk snd forgot I got work tomorrow!
— @S_r_i_r_7_1 — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 1:23 am
I m drunk
— @m_c_a_l_a_a_ — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 1:23 am
i wanna make a Dior Hoseok edit you Dior by Pop Smoke but am drunk
— @y_o_g_b_l_e — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 1:23 am
im drunk n annoyed trying register for classes pls ignore@_______
— @x_z_p_ — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 1:23 am
You ever get so drunk you smile at your fridge ? Gtg
— @b_b_b_h_m_s — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 1:14 am
I just had the greatest stream of my career and if you missed it you are just a stinky stinky *%*% head and I'm also really drunk
— @t_e_a_a_a_e — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 1:13 am
I'm drunk
— @K_d_j_l_o_1 — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 1:13 am
I'm drunk cuz I ain't got %#*# to do
— @k_d_i_p_o_ — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 1:12 am
fkl is so drunk i feel like i am watching a train wreck
— @o_r_a_y_f_r_o_s — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 1:11 am
Mom: Are you guys doing okay with the quarantine?
Me: I think so
Me: I got really drunk last night and made pudding in the microwave
— @i_a_u_i_a — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 1:10 am
im drunk
— @d_d_d_o_i_g_ — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 1:09 am
im drunk in the house and im in the house drunk
— @l_o_e_i_ — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 1:08 am
IM DRUNK SEND ME ANGRY MUSIC
— @B_d_T_e_t_M_n — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 1:08 am
day ??? mood: drinking for 5 hours even though we hardly drink anymore falling asleep with nellie for an hour and waking up already hungover
— @m_l_d_a_a_s — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 1:07 am
Im? Drunk and horny
Pls lord bring me a girl so i can give her head
— @p_a_l_b_r_d_s_w — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 1:07 am
is it weird that im drunk on my sofa
is it weird that im naked on my sofa
all alone
damn i wish i didnt know ya
is it weird
so weird
— @k_z_e_n_s_i — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 1:07 am
@_______ im drunk
— @S_B_u_j_ — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 12:57 am
also very drunk
— @a_i_a_t_i_p_n — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 12:57 am
@_______@_______@_______@_______ Idk I'm drunk and memeing rn
— @T_e_t_r_x — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 12:56 am
i think of youuuu when im drunk
— @T_o_x_n_a_a_i — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 12:56 am
7 shots and im drunk as fick & shaking my *@*
— @t_f_b_h — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 12:56 am
@_______ Lmao you still hungover?
— @L_t_l_B_o_i__ — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 12:56 am
I'm drunk again
Send me memes plz?
— @S_v_n_h_v_ — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 12:55 am
@_______ STOP IM DRUNK ITS HARD TO READ ILY
— @g_l_n_a_i_s — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 12:55 am
I am so drunk off of Remy Martin right now. I am beyond content.
— @M_s_k_i_S_y_i_ — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 12:55 am
So ima drink until im drunk and then i might drink so more
— @x_k_l_z — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 12:55 am
Im drunk im pissed
— @g_b_y_i_z_ — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 12:54 am
Im so drunk lol
— @n_k____ — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 12:53 am
"I'm drunk and high at the same time." - 2 Chainz
— @N_x_T_p_o_t_ — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 12:53 am
@_______ Idk who you are but im drunk, youre makeup looks good, AND YOU ARE SO CUTE
— @F_u_t___n_f_s_ — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 12:53 am
once i start singing with my eyes closed take me home im drunk
— @a_y_t_p_b_a_ — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 12:44 am
I'm so out of it I haven't slept I'm high I'm drunk I'm hungry I'm tired I haven't slept cscoopEgg
— @a_f_r_o_e — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 12:44 am
Smh. Im drunk
— @N_n_o_e___ — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 12:44 am
i'm drunk
— @p_r_o_s_t_e — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 12:43 am
@_______ oh %#@% andrew lol I'm drunk.
— @S_i_k_g_d — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 12:42 am
Me and D was so drunk last night
— @__h_d_l_l_u_ — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 12:41 am
im drunk and ive never missed dennys so much in my life
— @A_e___o_i — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 12:41 am
Update: we succeeded in making the roux but I was very drunk and burned myself like 2 more times BUT the roux was delicious
— @R_m_m_e_X_o_ — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 12:41 am
not even 24 hours ago i said i was gonna quit getting drunk every night because i was nauseous, but yet, here i am drunk!
— @p_y_o_s_l_a_d_ — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 12:41 am
@_______ You sound like hungover Scott
— @s_v_n_a_d_l_ — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 12:40 am
im drunk 3 stocked my sibling in smash
— @e_t_n___e_s — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 12:40 am
I'm drunk, gay and silly.
— @G_v_n_h_W_l_3_ — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 12:40 am
im drunk n in my mf feelings
— @s_m_n_h_r_n_e_o — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 12:39 am
Fuxk Im drunk
— @T_i_k_d_r_c_9_6 — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 12:37 am
"she ran at him like he was the last piece of chicken at KFC and she was really drunk"
love island australia
— @A_d_M_n_h_s_e_ — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 12:37 am
im so drunk rn trynna have convos wit people lol
— @S_u_y_n_s_y — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 12:37 am
im ngl like wow i am so drunk
— @n_b_t_r_ — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 12:37 am
Of course you like me when I'm drunk Kaji. Drunk is feeling sophisticated when you can't slur it.
— @M_s___a_s_r_g_ — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 12:37 am
@_______ Im drunk af trying to pretend till my moms aslee p so she dobt #$#@% at me
— @9_m_n_j_e — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 12:30 am
lol oops make*
im drunk
(not really but i wish i was)
— @c_m_o_a_l_n_ — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 12:28 am
@_______ Mike was just hungover AF
— @__a_t_r_i_l_a_ — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 12:28 am
Ok twitter.... I did it again.... got drunk tonight.. like really drunk... bday $*[email protected]$ was alive and well
— @b_r_k_n_e_y__ — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 12:28 am
Oh no, I got very drunk and sexy during a platonic FaceTime call! (2020 distress call)
— @a_a_h_w_e_l — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 12:28 am
Its 11:30 on a sunday night and I'm drunk watching tiktoks... what has my life come to.
— @c_a_y_e_ — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 12:28 am
Yo- I love you guys.
I'm drunk but I love you and I mean it..
even sober me underneath this is saying the same thing
— @d_n_d_s_a_e_ — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 12:27 am
Im drunk af and i wanna do my makeup as if i was gonna perrear y fumarme un blunt
— @p_e_e_l_ — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 12:27 am
Im drunk again
— @A_m_g_t_k_i_ — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 12:27 am
I am drunk but not drunk drunk
— @s_u_i_9_ — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 12:26 am
i need to stop smoking cigs when im drunk smh breezy://
— @b_e_z_t_i_t_e — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 12:25 am
@_______ IDK I'm drunk.... Wait Chase Daniel!
— @1_0_M_n_B — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 12:25 am
im drunk but genuinely feeling going by he/they pronouns for now as opposed to just he/him. THANK U!!!
— @t_a_s_a_a_c_a_ — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 12:25 am
Ok im drunk and learned the toosie slide #QuarentineLife
— @C_C_a_f_n_1_1_ — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 12:25 am
Bra.....i am drunk as #%$*
— @a_o_a_0_ — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 12:25 am
Los videos recientes de Coldplay son todo un mundo paralelo. That's the life I want when I'm drunk.
— @e_e_e_b_t — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 12:24 am
Im drunk, sad and need love
— @R_y_i_h___y_n_ — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 12:24 am
No one told me that at 25 I would be hungover for a whole day after drinking two glasses of wine.
— @j_n_y_b_l_e_ — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 12:24 am
You know how I know I'm drunk?
I wish I was hanging with Tony right now
That's that DRUNK drunk
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— @D_v_S_e_t_i_k_s — Mon., Apr. 6, 2020 @ 12:23 am
Just realized I have an exam due by midnight and I am drunk as #$#%??? Wish me luck